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Husband: Don’t yell at me. Wife: Ok, sorry. This was the only (barely) heated exchange shown between the winning newlywed couple during last night’s premiere of Here Comes the Newlyweds on ABC. The context? They were completing the immunity challenge that would take them one step closer to winning a “nest egg” of more than $100,000. In this case, the challenge put blindfolded men behind the wheel of a van, and women in the passenger seat directing them around obstacles.

It's official, Tila Tequila and Bobby Banhart (winner of A Shot At Love) are over. She said that he couldn't handle her hectic schedule. He said he hasn't seen her since the last episode. And because MTV wants to help Tila find love they're gearing up for a second season of the show. We're betting that she picks a gal.

Somehow the television program A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila was popular enough to not only get picked up for a second season but to also be spun off. MTV is bringing back the tiny bi-sexual Tequila and also giving contestant Domenico Nesci a second chance to find love on his new show That's Amore. The first shots in the war on civilization have been fired.

Bullets dodged, crisis averted, all is well. After filing divorce from her husband of a few months, Pamela Anderson decided to try to make it work. She and husband Rick Salomon (or Paris Hilton sex tape fame) decided to give it another go. They got married after a brief courtship in between magic shows that Anderson was an assistant in. Best of luck.

Uh oh, the honeymoon is over before it began. MTV insiders report that the pending marriage between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt is off. Rumor has it that they're still dating, but this still hurts.