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How do i talk dirty to my husband without feeling stupid?

Published on April 10, 2009 by mango

My husband has hinted that he'd like me to talk dirty to him when we're having sex. I'm open to the idea, and actually think it would be hot. But i can't get over feeling self-conscious when I say certain things outloud. How do i get over this embarrassment?

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I have a weird husband... sometimes he likes it when I talk about sex I have had in the past. I tell him how it all started like kissing the touching and more and more and he just gets ....well.... off on it. I also make things up. It does depend on how far he is will- ing to go. I would just let your mind go.. do be embarressed he's your husband, he has seen you naked, who cares what you and he do in the bed room. Do talk openly to him a little bit seriously about how far HE is willing to go and YOU are willing to open up to him. Don't get upset with him and he should NOT get upset with you either. It is common for a married couple to get more....wild? ..... the longer you are together, because you realize sex gets boring the longer your together. So feel comfortable about it and have fun. We do. And now we are on to more things in the bedroom. Any questions e-mail me at wendy8995@yahoo.com. Good luck.

I suggest you let your goofy side out. Get out of your brain and stop over -analyzing. You can start off practicing in the mirror when nobodys around. The raunchier the better if he like it that way. keep in mind some of us men like to hear ourselves speak(talking dirty to our lady) but in your case these are some simple sentences that turn us guys on. Bear with me: 1) "ooh daddy spank that A$$ 2.) your gonna make me come!!!!! (we know women fake orgasms but it does wonders for our ego) 3. "your dirty motherfucker take this pu$$% 4. you got my tight little "#%$*@" throbbing 5. shoot that hot sperm in me(or over me)

You can act teenage and dipsy. throw on some of the sluttiest apparel you can find- it can be mis matched ladies, because we men dont care about color or texture we just take in the entire visual.(thrift shops or bargain goodwill clothing)stuff thats cheap and tight but revealing like high school girls wear their parents dont know about. and last but not least, envision your being someone else, like a make believe character with a seductive name, like Lolita, Lana,Samantha so you can create a voice with it. just have fun. Dont take yourself so serious either and you wont even imagine the sexual stress you release in the role playing

I suggest you let your goofy side out. Get out of your brain and stop over -analyzing. You can start off practicing in the mirror when nobodys around. The raunchier the better if he like it that way. keep in mind some of us men like to hear ourselves speak(talking dirty to our lady) but in your case these are some simple sentences that turn us guys on. Bear with me: 1) "ooh daddy spank that A$$ 2.) your gonna make me come!!!!! (we know women fake orgasms but it does wonders for our ego) 3. "your dirty motherfucker take this pu$$% 4. you got my tight little "#%$*@" throbbing 5. shoot that hot sperm in me(or over me)

You can act teenage and dipsy. throw on some of the sluttiest apparel you can find- it can be mis matched ladies, because we men dont care about color or texture we just take in the entire visual.(thrift shops or bargain goodwill clothing)stuff thats cheap and tight but revealing like high school girls wear their parents dont know about. and last but not least, envision your being someone else, like a make believe character with a seductive name, like Lolita, Lana,Samantha so you can create a voice with it. just have fun. Dont take yourself so serious either and you wont even imagine the sexual stress you release in the role playing

As a guy, I can say it will be goofy if you don't mean it, and I can also say a guy loves when you talk about his c*ck, so if you whisper in his ear and it includes that word, you can't go wrong. lol

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