Here's some celebrity news that you may not have heard and may be totally untrue for your Saturday viewing pleasure:

Juno Lynn Spears did not send Bristol Palin a gift. National teen pregnancy crisis averted, whew:
Per E!Online [1].

Jamie Lynn is probably not involved in a bitter custody battle with Casey Aldridge but Star Magazine [2] has been told they are.

And finally, Britney's little sister has supposedly tossed out old dude and called off the wedding per the forthright National Enquirer [3] but through Celebitchy.com [4]. We suppose it's possible, but plausible? Eh?

Sometimes, Lance Armstrong is too tired for sex but totally rocks at it when he does it. Ask anyone. The bicycle seat thing is a total fallacy. We thinks the champion doth protest too much. Per Hollyscoop [5].

Dina Matos is totally over the divorce with Jim McGreevey and is willing to let the whole fraud-due-to-gayness thing drop for another $100K. Per the Philadelphia Inquirer [6].

Michael Buble is finally cool with being single after his breakup with Emily Blunt. Ladies, prepare to be crooned. Per the Post Chronicle [7].

Bon Weekend!