The Democratic convention ended last night, so we thought we'd check in to see if conventioneers got nookie in the mile high city [1]. And what better place to find out than the online repository of fantasy, c**k shots and misspellings: Craig's List [2] Denver. Below, a sampling of political booty-hunters, a rating of their post, and our guess about the likelihood that they scored.

Republican with a big [3] one looking for cry baby NObama gal
Grade: C. "I can make you scream 'George Bush! George Bush!' and then reduce you to a monosyllabic, quivering mess wishing for a Hummer." Is that a double entendre?
Lay Likelihood: 30%. You get points for not posting a picture of your penis, but screaming "George Bush" is not our bag.

Gentleman available [4]
Grade: B+. You seem like a very nice man.
Lay Likelihood: 20%. Because you don't want sex! You just want "to sample the post-acceptance-speech chaos downtown" with "no expectations," which is very sweet.

Cute Latina Young Democrat in town!! [5]
Grade: B. Like that you're a lady looking for some CL love, but be careful, sister--Craig's got some weird friends [6].
Lay Likelihood: 95%. Your post is short, sweet and to the point. Plus, you're a woman.

Dinner on 16th [7] st (on me) Obama speech tickets (on you)
Grade: A-. You had us at "I'm a social studies teacher" and you sealed the deal with "write me and make me compose an essay for you."
Lay Likelihood: 75%. If we were there it could be 100%...

Check back next week for RNC sex scoring!