The dudes over at Asylum [1] posted a nice How Cast video on how to successfully have sex in a car. Check it out:

That was somewhat informative, right? Yeah, we thought it was a little vanilla and basic. Sure parking in a safe, legal area and reclining the passenger's seat to horizontal is a good rookie initiation but pretty basic. What about stopping the engine, foreplaying for 20 minutes to let the car cool, and then railing on the hood? And what about wearing a skirt and recreating that scene from the craptastic Charlie Sheen [2]-Kristy Swanson vehicle The Chase [3]? Some tips on making road head happen would be great (for both genders). And what about disposing of condoms [4] or bodily fluids? And finally, what about the actual vehicle? How do you make it happen in a sports car and why do women think we're compensating for something just because we drive a Canary Yellow Corvette? This was a little like claiming to teach us about Pink Floyd and only letting us watch The Wall movie, How Cast. B-, gang.