Yoychi. Bossip [1] is reporting from some conflicting sources on the health of the Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon marriage. Word on the street is that old girl's been bossing Nick Cannon [2] around like it ain't no thing. And her staff is even getting in on the act. Other people say Mariah Carey [3] just likes being on top (big surprise).

We'll see how long this thing lasts. In our office pool we have "forever." Which may have been a touch optimistic. We hope they work it out. We're praying (both for and against, if that makes sense) that Nick Cannon will start writing troubled relationship poetry:
"Images" by Nick Cannon

Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill Mariah. Kill Mariah.
Gold card shopping. Will it be tight?
Kill Mariah. Kill Mariah.
Slip in her pantyhose. Collar my neck.
Then her ass I start to peck.
It's pleasin', what the feck?
Kill Mariah. Kill Mariah.
C-I-L Mariah!

Check out the video below for the original "Images" by Tyrone Green.