OK. We got the words 'porno' and 'Sundance' and 'Isabella Rossellini' all in the same sentence. Naturally we expected something quite spicy and independent, possibly with a Fellini influence. Ross (from Friends) would probably want to re-redo his list after this (yeah, we're dorks for knowing that). But it turns out that Isabella Rossellini is just kitted out like Gollum and interpreting the mating rituals of a series of bugs. Oh, it's greeno [1] porn. Entomologists, start your boners.

Kinky? Actually, a little bit. We just hope that we never get involved with a preying mantis. Sure it sounds like a cool kung fu style, but the female consumes the male after mating. And that's not a hilarious way of saying that she swallows, but rather that she eats his h***y ass.

Anyway, learn about the wonderful world of insect sex at the Sundance Channel [2] starting Monday, May 5th (the crickets in the background make it fun). There are a few moves in there that we're thinking about trying out. It makes it a lot easier seeing this insect porn performed by human-shaped actors, we don't got six legs. We do picture Rossellini and Jack Donaghy [3] trying every single one of these crazy things, costumes and all. This could prevent him from getting that Homeland Security job if word gets out.