Hachi-machi. We know that this is ooooold news, but we’re still SMH-ing (Shake My Head) about this. Not only has Kevin Federline (father of the year [1]) managed to legally thump Britney (Brit-Brit as it were) at every turn, he’s gotten her to pay for it all. Then some of his personal expenditures came to light. He dropped like $50K in an 8-month period on lodging and entertainment in Vegas. So Brit-Brit’s legal team wants to know why they have to continue paying his legal fees. And their answer is essentially that Britney Spears is crazy [2], can afford it, and needs to be taken down a peg or two. Fair enough, but did they see her on How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM)? That’s what we thought. It’s comeback time and all you haters can suck it.

Also, K-Fed denies any and all rumors of a reconciliation between the two including a vacation to Hawaii. That’s well and good and he can drop a $2,000 tip at scores all he wants but none of it excuses his Misfits-esque devil-lock. That is not a good look for anyone but Glenn Danzig.