Funny little thing we found: The Breakup Workout, which, as the name implies, is an exercise plan designed to help you get over your ex. It’s tag line? “Ex or size” your past loves right out of you!

The moves are labeled as follows: hurt, confused, alone, broken, and screw you!

Ingenious. Why didn’t we think of this?!?

Check it out and order the DVD off the site [1] (because surely you can’t schlep to the store in your sorry state) here.