We Dare You Not To Laugh At These Online Dating Pickup Lines
The worst pickup lines on OkCupid shown over images of cats ... is there anything better?
"I care about female rights more than you do," and 14 more ridiculous online dating messages.
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Hilarious Pickup Lines
“Are you a parking ticket? Because, girl, you've got 'fine' written all over you.”
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How To Get Hit On
Sadly, just being out and about is not enough to get hit on these days. You have to make a concerted effort. While it would be nice to just hit your local pub and watch the men fight to get to you, those chances are slim. At least if you’re me any way. If that happens to you, you should probably just stop reading now. I NEVER Get Hit On
How To Talk To Women: 5 Tips
If you lost your motivation for dating or online dating, here are 5 tips to approach and find women.
One-liners may initially get a woman’s attention; however, what are you doing to keep the conversation going? I often get asked by my male client’s how they can get more dates. I often ask why first. Why do you want to date women? If you’re just focused on numbers or sex, then you’re not going to get many numbers, or go on many second dates. If you're stuck in the online dating world, and don't know how to get past the first face-to-face these tips will help you too.
4 Gold-Medal Dating Rules For Singles
eHarmony polled 2,012 men and women to get a feel for the "dating rules" of the day.
Worry not, non-athletic individuals of the world. Sure, we don't excel in sport, but that doesn't mean we aren't good at other games. Take dating, for example.
Our 5 Favorite "Hunger Games" Pickup Lines
Are you Katniss Everdeen? Cuz you got my District in an uprising.
"Hunger Games" mania officially started at midnight. Are you into it? Or could you care less? Either way, dating site HowAboutWe has some awesome "Hunger Games" pickup lines. Here are some of our faves.
'Can I Pi You A Drink?' & More Pi Day Pickup Lines
Here's my number, 314.159.2653. Unfortunately we may never connect.
My inner nerd is really digging these Pi Day pickup lines over on HowAboutWe. Some of our office favorites.
Single At South By Southwest? Try These SXSW Pickup Lines
How to pick up an eligible single at SXSW in Austin.
Techies, film makers and music fanatics alike have flocked to Austin for the annual South by Southwest (SXWS) Film, Interactive and Music Festival. Take it from me, a twentysomething online editor: The streets are flooded with single geeky guys from all corners of country. If your type is nerdy like mine is, then you're in luck, but only if you know how turn networking events—full of freebies and free-flowing, high-proof beverages, in the case of SXSW—into the singles scene you're really after.
Would You Like It In The Dark? 13 Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines
We apologize in advance for defiling children's literature for you.
Darn you, HowAboutWe! We wish we had come up with this first. In honor of Dr. Seuss's 108th birthday, they composed some clever rhyme-y pickup lines in his honor. Not to be outdone, we made up our own.
7 'Scoring' Tips From Beavis And Butthead
Even "chicks, man" could learn some pickup tips from Beavis and Butthead -- who are back tonight!
Just when we thought nothing could replace Jersey Shore on Thursday nights, MTV rolled out an even more epic show after 15 years of hiatus: Beavis and Butthead, huh, huh.
Women Who Like One-Night Stands Hate Other Women
New study also says aggressive, prehistoric pick-up tactics work for those seeking casual sex.
Ladies, how do you prefer to be approached by a man? There is surely no single answer to such a question—unless, of course, you're talking about a one-night stand, according to a new study. It claims that when it comes to casual sex, women prefer straightforward and aggressive pick-up tactics, and men are more than willing to deliver them.