Apparently, the contraption known as the Andropenis (*cackle*) actually does what it claims—add length to a penis. Italian urologist Paolo Gontero recruited 15 men who willingly strapped on the plastic ring contraption for four to nine hours a day (!!!!!) for six months and all recorded about a half inch increase in the length of their erections and a .9 inches when the penis was flaccid. The results will be published in the March issue of the British Journal of Urology. As it turns out the idea of stretching the penile skin using traction, works just as well below the belt as it does with the gold-ringed necks off the Giraffe women of the Paduang tribe in Burma.
Penis fractures do in fact happen. While it's true the penis has no bones, it's actually the spongy areas on both sides that get injured. However, in order to get even anywhere close to doing this, the penis has to be bent pretty severely to one side. It's very important for a man to seek medical attention promptly if he finds himself with a fractured penis. During surgery, doctors stitch up torn areas and make sure the urethra isn't damaged.
Those with a penis who made it to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo were in for a tight, lubed up treat. The Real Touch Interactive sex device. This new football-sized contraption works by strapping it on, plugging into your computer, and pressing "play" to the 30-minute porn that comes with the device. The action corresponds with motion cues sent over a U.S.B. from your computer. The Real Touch electronically simulates the mouth, vagina and anus of the porn star on your screen. Athough it isn't on the market yet, it's tentatively priced at $150, with one 30-minute video, some lube and free shipping.
News Flash: it's really bad for the baby when a pregnant mom is exposed to chemicals! But just how bad is it? New research says if the baby she's carrying is a boy, chemical exposure may cause him to be born with a smaller penis. The New York Post reports that chemicals in fire retardants, cosmetics, food wrappers and baby powder are called "endocrine disrupters" and can interfere with hormones. This means the size of your man's genitals may be affected (stunted, if you will) while he's still in the womb.
Erectile dysfunction spells trouble for a man's heart. It could mean diabetes, heart problems or metabolic syndrome. Erectile dysfunction is many times an indicator of poor heart health, which could lead to subclinical coronary artery disease. In one study, a man with problems getting an erection had an equal chance of suffering from a stroke or heart attack.
Sometimes the male reproduction organ catches a bad rap. No one really likes a big dick but a little penis doesn't get taken seriously. And maybe that should change. Maybe the little c*ck needs its own champion. That's where Funny Or Die and Don Dolmes come in (no pun).
Some women can orgasm from clit stimulus alone, some prefer penetration, and some like both at the same time. According to this Betty Dodson video, via Susie Bright's Journal, the clit and the G-spot are part of the same gland, and the whole thing is way bigger than you think. According to these sexperts, the head of the clit, also known as the glans (and yes, it's analogous to the tip of the penis) is just that, a head. The clit contains 8,000 nerve endings, and that's just in the bump that sticks out. The entire organ includes internal clitoral legs, shaft, glans, bulbs, vaginal opening, urinary tract opening, the perineal sponge, etc etc.
Job dissatisfaction is pretty common. Numbers vary, but between according to Forbes.com in 2005, up to 87% of people were unhappy at work; in 2007 LiveScience put the number at over 50%; and earlier this year MarketWatch reported that only 9% of people liked their job so much they'd marry it. So job dissatisfaction is rampant, even male porn stars are in on the career-hating action! Today we learn, via Debauchette, 7 Reasons Why It Sucks to Be A Male Porn Star. Watch out, that link is NSFW, so we'll bring you the highlights below.
A man in southern Russia decided to undergo radical penis extension surgery in order to better please his wife. Things didn't really work out as expected. The prosthetic didn't perform as advertised and his wife wants a divorce. Easy come... easy go.