Stop the frickin' presses. Owen Wilson has, allegedly, broken up with Kate Hudson. The whole thing smacks of a revenge scheme that was hatched the moment she dumped him back in the day. We're not sure if we should applaud or be appalled or some new, third reaction that we haven't even heard of before.
Whoa whoa whoa. Everyone cool out. Let's pump the brakes on some of these celebrity rumors. First off, John Mayer is most likely dating Jennifer Aniston. Cool out! And Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are not engaged to be married. Cool out!
What's up with Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson? People are talking long-term. People are talking babies. People are idiots.
There has been a lot of Owen Wilson news lately. He's got a new movie. And he may or may not be in a love triangle with two other people. One of them may be Kate Hudson and one may be Jennifer Aniston. This is all getting to be too much. He's a simple guy just trying to make it with these Hollywood sharks.
