Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Wipe off that holiday sourpuss and return it to he-who-wore-it-first: the Grinch. Jim Carrey's thoughtful interpretation of the un-jolly green giant scares the bejesus out of us and is likely to procure similar effects.
He'll love: Keeping you safe from the monster.
You'll love: That thing Cindy Lou Who does with her hair.