He's everything you want in a man except he likes men, too.
aka Will from Will & Grace
He's smart, funny, and handsome, and he loves to shop. You could feasibly spend the rest of your life with him, if only he weren't gay. Takes notes from Will and Grace, who eventually had to break up the friendship to move on with their love lives. Unless celibacy's your thing, scaling back on QT with your gay BFF might help you start your love train.