C'est une fille! It's a girl for French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. The little girl was born before 8 p.m. on Wednesday evening at a private clinic in Paris. The baby's name is not yet known.
Former model-turned-singer-turned-presidential wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is usually, by her own account, a "very chatty person," but France's First Lady recently clammed up during an interview when asked to confirm the rumors that she is pregnant again. According to the Telegraph, the 43-year-old wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy told a reporter: "If you'll allow me, I'd rather not answer these questions about my family. I'd love to talk to you woman to woman about my family life, my personal dreams — and I'm really a very chatty person. But on this subject, I'm going to keep quiet. Not through arrogance or because I like keeping secrets. I am remaining tight-lipped about that to protect something. I would really like to to talk about it, but then it would take over everything else. And besides, it also involves people, so I'm not answering."
First starting on Twitter, the rumors that Carla "Bored-With-Monogamy" Bruni-Sarkozy and Nicolas "Serial Philanderer" Sarkozy were getting un peu quelque chose sur le côté then creeped onto the blogosphere before erupting onto the mainstream newsosphere. Some, however, believe that this convenient affair was dreamed up by Sarkozy's PR department to "save face," or perhaps more descriptively, save ego. "Sarkozy the swordsman cuts a more appealing figure than Sarkozy the cuckold" says Daily Telegraph blogger Toby Young, who notes that the President's second wife, Cecilia Ciganer-Albaniz, also left him for another man.
Barack Obama was caught checking out the well-rounded backside of Mayara Tavares, a 16-year-old Brazilian girl at the G8 summit in Italy yesterday. The moment, caught on film, is the subject of major criticism in America as well as France, whose president Nicolas Sarkozy participated with Obama in the admiration...but, we say, come on people. These guys are just guys, and it was a nice butt.
Despite all the attention Michelle Obama has been getting lately for being awesome, planting organic victory gardens and picking out Portuguese water dogs doesn't really compare to the madcap adventures of France's executive spouse, pop singer, model, and dater of rock stars Carla Bruni, who is the third wife of the country's president, tiny little man Nicolas Sarkozy. Now some of Bruni’s colorful past may be coming to haunt her husband—well, more than your average fellow is haunted by knowing that his wife used to nail Mick Jagger.
Sarkozy's exercise regimen improved his sex life—and it can better yours, too! The froggy prez has been on a serious exercise regimen, and in the past 10 months has dropped nine pounds and two pants sizes. But there's a not-so-evident benefit as well: improved sex life. Sarkozy's trainer, Julie Imperiali, revealed the secret to her performance-enhancing routine: focus on the perineum. Keeping the perineum in shape is helpful for women as well—ever heard of Kegel exercises?
I realized Sarah Palin is not-too-bright when she actually believed the prank caller, "Monsieur Sarkozy," when he said his wife was quite jealous that he was calling her. Why is this so hard to believe? The French President's new wife is Carla Bruni, one of the most beautiful women in the world.
A young woman in France fibbed to her fiance about her virginity. He demanded (and received an annulment) on these grounds. Then everyone started putting in their 2 cents, so now the case is pending and everyone is agitated and uncomfortable.
People, we need to start having more sex. According to a new Global Wellbeing survey by Durex, Americans rank third lowest in the world when it comes to the frequency with which we knock boots. In fact, only the nations of Japan, Hong Kong and Nigeria have less sex. And we know what the former two are doing with their free time: Getting busy developing superior electronics. Anyway.
Nicolas Sarkozy, the president of France, has finally made and honest woman out of Carla Bruni. The two wed last Saturday. Finally, they can go on state visits to uptight countries. And she is going knock the Emirs and Prime Minister of the East dead.
After telling the press that they'd be the last to know if he got married, it looks like French president Nicolas Sarkozy might have gotten married. Sarkozy has been date Carla Bruni for a couple of months now and the time felt right, we suppose.
