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Tasteless Ad Campaigns for Tiger

I'm stuck at home with sick kids for the day, so you're all stuck with me. Now that Tiger Woods has thoroughly blown his ability to earn money advertising anything women buy, what's in his future?  How can he keep earning the money he needs to pay off all those floozies and still keep his wife at his side? Viagra ads - So she won't know how busy you were the night before. Condoms - If you haven't got one, Happy Father's Day from Tiger Woods. Divorce lawyers - Need to renegotiate your pre-nup in a rush?  Call 1-800-DIVORCE. Voice disguising software app - For leaving messages that can't be sold to the press. Escort services - When you need someone discreet. Remote control e-mail and text message erasing software app - For erasing embarrassing text messages and e-mails. Blonde blow-up dolls - Because they can't talk. Anyone have some more tasteless ideas for Tiger's future?

When Should You Have Children?

Tuesday morning quote

Community Blog: The Sassy Way To Survive The Family

What do you do when you're home for the holidays and you have to face the same old stupid questions? The best approach is to smile and answer them sweetly. But wouldn't it be fun to be completely outrageous?

"Dating Married Men is Not Smart"

Monday Morning Quote

Off the Wall Question for the Week

Imagine your beloved has amnesia and can't remember anything about their life, including you.  Would you have sex with them?  Would you make them wait until they remembered you?  Would you court each other all over again?  If you had amnesia, do you think you would have sex with your sweetie?  (Obviously, I am reading too much trash.)

Word of the Day

Pillow Princess - A phrase from the lesbian community that means pretty much what it sounds like.  It's an insult, but I've always thought it sounded fun.  Doesn't every woman deserve a chance to be a pillow princess every now and then?

Brush and Floss = More Erections?

My Secret Jon Gosselin Fantasy

I have a perverse fantasy about Jon Gosselin.  It all starts when Kate decides to go for joint custody.  With all the benefits provided by the T.V. station, it should be easy to share child care.  Kate will live with the kids half the week and then she'll move into whatever bachelor pad Jon has acquired and he'll live with the kids. The first week Jon brings along his new girlfriend.  She wakes up to the work involved in raising eight kids and runs screaming for the hills.  Jon tries to keep up with his kids and fails miserably.  The five year old calls him mean when he tells her to be quiet and go to bed already - this makes the tabloid headlines.  He calls other girlfriends, but they have seen what's happening on T.V. and are not answering their phone.  By the end of the third day, Jon is curled up in a fetal position while the children run amok.

Interesting Statistic of the Day

An interesting finding from an ABC news survey done in 2004: "Divorced or separated men are twice as likely to have been unfaithful in their marriage." Looks like cheating isn't good for your marriage.  (I guess we knew that anyway.)