Celebrity Couples: Eva Longoria Rejected George Clooney?
Playboy? Yes. But cheater? Oh no, George. Oh. Heck. No.
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Dear George Clooney: I'm Happy Eva Longoria Rejected You

Dear George Clooney, I had such high hopes for you to finally stop being such a playboy and settle down. I always felt you were a good egg: so intelligent, so philanthropic. I will even admit that years ago, I made a fake profile for our "wedding" on I lost interest after a few minutes, but still. And now, after ending your two-year relationship with Stacy Keibler, I find out that you were secretly chasing Eva Longoria? Unsurprising, I must say.