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Community: 9 Ways To Scare A Guy

Community: 9 Ways To Scare A Guy

What you are doing could be chasing men away.

As a man, I have, on several occasions, been freaked out by one or more of these things.  1)Talking about having or naming babies. Unless you are pregnant or are currently in possession of an unnamed baby there should be no reason to be playing "if we had a baby what would we name it?" game. Second, the concept of a baby is scary to a man because it means they are essentially tied to you forever.

9 things I know for sure scare the sh@t out of most men

9 things I know for sure scare the sh@t out of most men

9 things that seem to terrify most men! What you are doing could be chasing men away!

How about the same rehashed, trite article you might find at written by someone who has on several occasions personally been freaked out by one or more of these things. It's all well and good having a woman telling other women how to avoid scaring men off but I think a man's perspective is golden. So here are

5 tricks girls use to win arguments

5 tricks girls use to win arguments

By Africanlegend. After over 6 years of masquerading as a Designated Gay Friend (DGF), I became privy to many of the sophisticated games and tricks women use to bedazzle males and ensure victory in domestic disputes. Studies performed by Stuff-about.com's Institute of Gender Conflict indicate that women win 73.56% of all arguments and a further 89.35% of males report chronic depression or muliebriphobia (fear of women) as a result.Tear Jerk.This is a classic trick that has stood the test of time. For years women have used crying to bend men to their will. Crying is socialized out of the male at a very young age and consequently, they have no grasp of what the process of crying entails. Therefore, they have no means to defend against it. Males understand crying to be a result of a stimulus causing pain. For a woman, crying is simply an arbitrary response she can have to ANYTHING. Cute animals, Hallmark movies, bunny rabbits, glitter and absolutely no reason are all things that

What she REALLY means!

What she REALLY means!

I write this brief piece to ensure the longevity and survival of the male gender. If you can figure out the difference between what she says and what she really wants to say, you can SAVE YOURSELF! What She Says: I like you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.What She Means: I am -0.00024% attracted to you. In fact, I actually thought you were gay when you decided to do everything I want and go shopping with me. Your friend is hot though, can you hook a sister up?! What She Says: Do we really have to go to that bar tonight?What She Means: I don't wanna go hang out with you and your Dbag friends at the bar again. If I do, I will psychologically torture you and withhold sex from you indefinitely until you get the point. What She Says: Does my butt look big in this?What She Means: You have been so into other people's butts lately (no pun intended). Can you look at mine for a second? Only say something nice or I'll put this fork through your eye, I've been practicing.

6 Reasons To AVOID A Relationship

6 Reasons To AVOID A Relationship

Society discriminates against the good men and women out there trying to avoid relationships like the plague. Stuff-about.com sympathizes with YOU and presents 6 reasons to avoid relationships!