(Mis)adventures in Dating a Clown
The scary world of clown porn--Honk if you have the big O!
The scary world of clown porn--Honk if you have the big O!
When peers become the sex experts anything can happen.
When peers become the sex experts anything can happen.
Trying to figure out how many guys you've had sex with? It's not as simple as addition. Apply the principles of new math for get your true number.
Here's my dirty secret. I once dated a clown. In my defense, I didn't know he was gaga about greasepaint when I accepted his invitation to dinner. It will take serious deprogramming to forget all that he tried to teach me.
Certain words I dread ("We need to schedule two more dental appointments") while others I would kill to hear ("Ann Coulter's physician confirms sex-change operation"). And then there are statements that defy imagination, such as; "My husband gave me the greatest birthday present last night—a public flogging." I actually overheard one of my exotic dance students say these exact words last week. Now, I'm not exactly unfamiliar with the BDSM scene.