Love triangles can be traced back to their ancient roots in Camelot, where Queen Guinevere was forced to choose between King Arthur and Sir Lancelot. From there, history, literature and movies have been rife with tales of one unfortunate (and usually stunningly beautiful) woman's choice between two ridiculously handsome men.
A woman went skydiving with her dude, her dude's male buddy, and a rival for her dude's affections and wound up crashing into a garden some 17,000 feet below. The rival, one Els Clottemans, maintains her innocence and claims that the victim was someone she considered a friend. The prosecution claims she has mental issues and that the sabotage could be easily have been committed by an experienced skydiver in 30 seconds with a pair of scissors and a bad attitude. Be careful who you love triangle with.
As you likely know, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (now just Tiffani Thiessen, I reckon) married a guy named Brady Smith back in 2005 and now she is pregnant. In Hollyweird you're not really taken until you have a kid or have been together for 12 years together, so this kid news is pretty devastating to a lot of us. It has me recalling all of my big-time TV crushes and what they mean to me. Featuring Winnie Cooper, Kelly Kapowski, Joey Potter and Margene Henrickson.
According to the gossipmongers, John Mayer may be double-dipping with two exes (that's quadruple-dipping). And those exes are Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. While ex sex is well and good, an ex love triangle is something else altogether. While Jessica Simpson is supposedly free since the Tony Romo split, Jennifer Aniston has been linked to Gerard Butler. This could get ugly, if at all true.
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Celebrity stories too juicy to miss. Here's what else went down today in celeb-love-land.
According to Celebitchy, Angelina Jolie is getting it on, via phone, with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton to get back at Brad for all of the Jennifer Aniston drama.
Despite claiming, a mere month ago, that he was scared to date, Robert Pattinson has been getting cozy with not one, but two lovely ladies.
When Big Love came out, we all thought it was pretty silly. To start with, we all consider ourselves to be one family, not three separate but connected families. The ideas that plural marriage is restricted to the one man and several wives model—and that it has to have a religious basis—are both ridiculous. We also don't consider the political jockeying, the backbiting and the attempts to get more of the husband's attention or money, to be loving behavior. If the youngest wife is so insecure, she should go find herself a nice monogamous man.
Oh boy. Brad Pitt wants to put a rest to all of this craziness regarding his ex and his current. Pitt (starring in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, in theaters now) sort of adds a little fuel to the fire he's trying extinguish regarding the Pitt-Jolie-Aniston love triangle. He says that there was no nefarious affair between himself and Angelina Jolie on the set of Mr. And Mrs. Smith, but he feels bad for the position that Jennifer Aniston is in. Well then.
Just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water. It looks like Michael Phelps may have found himself in a little love triangle. Hmm. We find this a little tough to believe for some reason. Not that Michael Phelps isn't awesome, he is. But it just seems a little outrageous. More outrageous than breaking Mark Spitz's 36-year old record? Touche.
