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The Truth About Men With Only One Ball

The Truth About Men With Only One Ball

One testicle? Two testicles? It's all the same!

A recent Jezebel post about "One Ball Wonders" like Lance Armstrong and Tom Green made me remember a story: About two years ago, when I was working as a factchecker at Radar magazine, one of my oldest friends from back home IMed me to share some terrible news. He had cancer, testicular cancer, and he was going to have surgery to take one of his testicles out. In the weeks that followed, I tried to be as supportive as I could. My friend volleyed back and forth from not wanting to talk about it at all, to asking me if I still thought women would still want to hook up with him if he only had one testicle. Honestly, I discovered it's difficult to find the right words to say in this situation. Of course, since he's one of my oldest friends, I wanted to be totally honest: any woman worth his time wouldn't give a shit, but some women might find only one ball, and the very fact he was a cancer survivor, off-putting. Nevertheless, I'm sure I pointed out that Lance Armstrong still seem to score with women.

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The Weekend Gossip Catch Up

Spears, Lance, McGreevey, and Buble were all busy.

Jamie Lynn Spears had some news. Lance Armstrong is luke warm on sex, sometimes. The McGreevey divorce has one last hurdle. And Michael Buble is ready to croon for love.

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Kate Hudson On Divorce, Type, Et Al

Does Kate Hudson have a feud? A roommate? A type? Or a lawsuit?

A big news week for Kate Hudson. She revealed some things about her type of man. Her divorce was mentioned. So was her interesting roommate choice. And then a feud with Anne Hathaway and some hair care company. She's busy.

Mango's On A Break & Kate+Owen=WTF?

Mango's On A Break & Kate+Owen=WTF?

Chris Kattan has separated and are Owen and Kate reconciling?

That was fast. After 8 weeks of marriage, Chris Kattan is taking a break. Speaking of breaks, have Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson just been 'taking a break?"

Lance & Kate Hudson Quit Each Other

Lance & Kate Hudson Quit Each Other

Not surprisingly, it's a breakup for Kate Hudson and American Hero Armstrong.

Damn, that was fast. Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson appear to have split ways. The breakup comes only a few months after they started dating. We wonder what old Owen Wilson thinks about all this.

Ex Is Not A Swim Fan Of Dara Torres

Ex Is Not A Swim Fan Of Dara Torres

Dara Torres has an ex-husband that doesn't care if she wins in Beijing.

Swimmer Dana Torres is tearing up the swim lanes. And her ex-husband is not terribly impressed. He could care less. The story as to why is fairly interesting.

Viagra As Athletic Supporter

Viagra As Athletic Supporter

The erectile dysfunction medication is being used by athletes looking for an edge.

Athletes are always looking for an edge. And now it appears they're using the same 'edge' that men suffering from impotence use. How unwholesome.

Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong?

Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong?

Is Kate Hudson getting revenge on top of revenge with Lance Armstrong?

So much for revenge being a dessert best served cold. It looks like Kate Hudson, fresh off her breakup with Owen Wilson, is dating one of his best friends, Lance Armstrong. Note to self, never, ever piss of Kate Hudson.

Yes , No, Maybe So: Jennifer Aniston & Jason Lewis: Sir Paul And Renee Zellweger: Lance And Ashley Olson

Yes: Closer Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is dating Jason Lewis. Wow. She gets it done. Adam Duritz, Tate Donovan, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, Orlando Bloom, Tony Orlando, Tony Bennett, Jason Alexander, and Alexander Graham Bell (to name a few). And Jason Lewis is best known for his role on Sex And The City and for dating Rosario Dawson for some time. We heard that he was with model Michelle Trachtenberg, but whatever. This would be a good one for Jennifer Aniston. You ever notice that both she and her character on Friends seem to be in perpetual rebound mode? Not us either. Note: Some of those boyfriends we may have made up.

Lance Armstrong’s Daughter Brings Ashley Olson To Show-And-Tell

The Huffington Post is reporting a rumor that Lance Armstrong’s daughter is going to bring Ashley Olson to her school’s show-and-tell. ‘Hi everyone, this is my new mommy. I can fit her in my backpack.’ She probably won’t say that. We assumed that the Armstrong-Ashley O thing was a one-time deal and have no idea what to think about it. It’s weird and it’s uncomfortable and we’re pretty sure that they’re just messing with us. Granted feedback is always welcome, appreciated, and sought-after, we would really like to hear how you feel about these events. Please comment below. Read More Of The Original Article…