KATE MAJOR

While Lindsay Lohan may or may not be ready to take care of herself, hopefully in a few months she'll be ready for a new baby brother or sister!

Kate Major filed a police report yesterday, alleging that fiance Michael Lohan pushed her over a chair and kicked her in the face during a fight on Monday. Kate says that she sought medical attention and has pictures of her injuries. Michael denies any physical violence, but admits that he and Kate argued. According to him, Kate was jealous...

Jon Gosselin is apparently serious this time, as he's taken a big step forward in his new relationship: bringing girlfriend Ellen Ross home to meet his eight kids. "She is the first love interest to be introduced to his children," a source told Us Weekly.

This has been a rough week for Kate Gosselin. First she got booted off Dancing With the Stars, then Life & Style revealed that Kate hasn't had sex for over a year. Here, a few suggestions for how Kate Gosselin can make some changes.

Kate Major, the 27-year-old former Star reporter who quit her job after "falling for" tabloid fixture Jon Gosselin, confirmed that she is engaged to Jon's ex-BFF, Michael Lohan. We expect to see Michael and Kate's ridonk E! show any day now. We're sure that getting a new stepmom who is only four years older than her won't mess up Lindsay Lohan more than she already is.

Jon and Kate Gosselin plan to spend Christmas together with their eight kids, three ex-lovers, two dogs, one marriage rent asunder, and a partridge in a pear tree.

We spend a lot of time thinking about celebrities' dating, canoodling, and marriage partners. Here are the five best and five worst celeb couples right now.

Jon Gosselin's "soulmate" finds scandalous showgirl pics and finally breaks it off. Visit YourTango's Celebrity Love for the breaking story.

With the news that Dean Sheremet, LeAnn Rimes's cuckolded husband, is sharing woes with the estranged wife of LeAnn's boyfriend Eddie Cibrian, Brandi Glanville, we thought we'd take a look at a few other famous spouses who came out on top after their honeys cheated.

So you want to be the other woman? Before you do, learn a thing or two from Kate Major and YourTango about what not to do.

Nonetheless, people who should know better continue to use it, whether defending their semi-clothed actions with the barely legal pool boy or explaining why they decided to start carrying on with a married D-list reality TV star who has a girlfriend. We refer, of course, to Kate Major.

Jon Gosselin has been making the most of his time since splitting with Kate Gosselin. The Jon & Kate Plus 8 father (figure) began by dating the very young daughter of his wife's plastic surgeon (Hailey Glassman). Then it was thought that he was dating a tabloid reporter (Kate Major). But we know for sure that he's hanging out with Michael Lohan. And we have no idea what's up with Kate, except that she has stopped wearing her wedding ring. Dating has to be right around the corner.

Kate Gosselin is a beacon of civility. Hailey Glassman is yesterday's news. Michael Lohan is a champion of D-List privacy. Jon Gosselin is a good father. And Kate Major is the right person at the right time. YourTango has the scoop on the latest in the bizarre world of Jon and Kate Gosselin.

An update on the romantic developments for both Jon & Kate Gosselin. The family of Jon's girlfriend "approves," and is the man seen with the Gosselin children Kate's new flame? YourTango.com's Celebrity Love blog has all the details.