We saw it first with Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, then again with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, and most recently, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Will Kevin and Danielle Jonas be the next in this string of celebrity couples to fall victim to the reality show curse?
Forget the Jonas Brothers' 3D movie - we think a documentary of their most recent tour would be much more interesting. After all, there's the fallout from the end of Jemi, Demi's dancer beatdown and subsequent rehab, and all the goss surrounding middle brother Joe and his current lady love, Ashley Greene. Though recent buzz has had the pair supposedly moving in together and talking marriage, newer reports aren't quite as cozy.
After watching his older brother, Kevin Jonas, keep his purity pledge by marrying at the ripe old age of 22 (and then complain that sex with his new wife, Danielle Deleasa, was “not worth the wait”,) 21-year-old Joe Jonas must have thought, “frig this,” and thrown away his own purity ring, which he, like his brothers, originally donned as a promise to God that he wouldn’t have sex until he was married.
We have to admit that we really admire Ashley Greene's work. No, not her acting as Alice in Twilight, but her ability to parlay a minor role in a popular vampire franchise into quasi C-list, tabloid fame. Already, she has courted the press with leaked nude photos, a Maxim pictorial, and an ad for Sobe water where she wore nothing but bodypaint, but in order to get to the next level of paparazzi coverage, what Ashley and her people decided that she really needed is a high-profile romance with another star. Enter Joe Jonas. According to OK! Magazine via Celebitchy.com, Ashley, 23, and Joe, 20, were spotted on a date together in London.
Behold the perils of abstinence before marriage: your husband could snore like a freight train and you would never know it, as Kevin Jonas' wife, Danielle Deleasa, has unpleasantly discovered. Apparently the snoring situation is so bad that she has opted for alternative sleeping arrangements.
Kevin Jonas gave his family another reason to celebrate this month, marrying his girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, in New York on Saturday.
Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson (in case you're new, Evan is the girl) have rekindled their romance, and we are frantically searching for bleach to scrub our eyes, because for the love of tiny baby pandas, this is wrong.
Pity poor Robert Pattinson. He's stalked by screaming teenage girls wherever he goes, suffers an incurable allergy to shampoo, and despite his popularity with the Trapper-Keeper set and their emotionally immature mothers, can't get a date.
Kevin Jonas and his fiancee, Danielle Deleasa, are planning a winter 2009 or early 2010 wedding, according to Kevin's brother Nick, but the groom has a weighty question on his mind: Nick or Joe for best man?
Joe Jonas may be rebounding from ex Camilla Belle with Disney actress Brenda Song. Though the Jonas Brothers star and 10,000 B.C. actress broke up a mere week ago, the media is already reporting that Joe isn't wasting any time replacing Camilla.
Why did Camilla Belle break up with Joe Jonas? Was it another man? Or, was it her growing frustration over his pledge of abstinence? She Wants Sex, HeWho knows, as neither of the two have officially addressed the break-up report. Nevertheless, speculations point to Camilla as the heartbreaker and Joe as the heartbroken.
