This has been a rough week for Kate Gosselin. First she got booted off Dancing With the Stars, then Life & Style revealed that Kate hasn't had sex for over a year. Here, a few suggestions for how Kate Gosselin can make some changes.
JON AND KATE GOSSELIN
Just because the show is over doesn't mean the drama is finished. In the lastest round of the Jon and Kate saga, Jon Gosselin wants to re-open his divorce settlement with ex-wife Kate Gosselin and sue her for custody of their children. Extra tells us Jon's argument is that Kate's role on Dancing With The Stars makes her "an absentee parent" and that she's now giving most of her parenting duties over to nannies. Kate's side says that the accusation is "downright offensive and outrageous." We agree. Is it possible that Jon's doing this because he's upset that Kate wants to move on to other men? Or was her dancing just that bad?
Jon and Kate have managed to keep us occupied during the long, dull hours with their 8,000 tabloid stories. Still, with all the trash that's out there, we've been experiencing something akin to compassion fatigue. Though it's definitely closer to agitation fatigue. So the news that Jon & Kate Plus 8 might be returning to the airwaves? Disturbing.
As we get ready to ring in the new year, most of us are already worried about whether we'll be able to keep our new resolutions. While us regular folks are usually resolving to lose weight and get out of debt, the rich and famous don't have to worry about that stuff. So, as a way to keep procrastinating about our own resolutions, we've come up with some ideas to help a handful of celebs start off 2010 right! Advice for: Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, Jude Law and Sienna Miller, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Jon and Kate Gosselin, Jennifer Aniston, and Britney Spears.
A reality show isn't the greatest place to find true love (just ask any of the Flavor of Love/Rock of Love girls, Bachelors and Bachelorettes), and it certainly isn't an ideal environment for an already-in-love couple's relationship to blossom. We're all painfully aware of the destruction reality TV has caused Jon and Kate Gosselin, but let's take a look at some of the other big-time couples who have been cursed by the small screen....Hulk and Linda Hogan, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, Peter Andre and Katie Price, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler...
Guess what? Kate Gosselin has finally realized that her and Jon's ridiculous, never-ending battle for the spotlight is negatively affecting her children. Give that woman a kewpie doll! (Actually, you might want to give her eight or there will just be more fighting.) How To Minimize Kids' Anxiety During A Divorce The woman with the most famous hairdo since Jennifer Aniston recently confessed to Vanity Fair's Nancy Jo Sales that the stress from her impending divorce (and Jon's removal from the show's "equation") along with the constant media frenzy (appearing on tabloid covers more than even Brangelina) is causing the Gosselin kids to crack.
Jon Gosselin is receiving a long overdue slap on the wrists from the hand that feeds him. TMZ and Radar Online reports that the father-of-eight-turned-serial-dater has received a strongly worded letter from TLC saying he has violated the "morals clause" of his contract with the family-friendly channel.
Kate Gosselin is a beacon of civility. Hailey Glassman is yesterday's news. Michael Lohan is a champion of D-List privacy. Jon Gosselin is a good father. And Kate Major is the right person at the right time. YourTango has the scoop on the latest in the bizarre world of Jon and Kate Gosselin.
The National Enquirer reports that Kate Gosselin drinks after dinner (big deal), smacks her kids, and has cheated with her bodyguard. And Jon? Absent.