What's a girl to do? I won a free night in a seedy motel and don't know who to invite to the party
by Julie Robinson
Just last month I won a goodies bag chock full of sex toys. A beautiful, pink vibrator bigger than most cocks I’ve seen, anyway. Slimy lube. Silky panties. Breath mints.
Other people might say, “I can’t believe my luck!”
I just say, “Yeah, I win shit.”
Big shit. I’ve won a weekend in San Francisco, a Mediterranean cruise, a week to the South of France, and a weekend in Omaha, Nebraska (don’t ask).
"Eyes Wide Shut," "American Psycho," "Y Tu Mama Tambien" and more.
From classics like the 70s Clockwork Orange and the 80s American Psycho, to A Good Old Fashioned Orgy starring Jason Sudeikis to be released this Friday, here's a look at the 10 best group-sex scenes on the big screen.
Sharia and a law banning "group licentiousness" harsh some Asian mellows.
A Malaysian politician is in hot water after taking a second wife. While it wasn't against the law for him to engage in polygamy, he just had to run it by his first wife first. Her consent was required to inform the Sharia court that the second was OK. And a college professor in China is facing three and a half years in jail on grounds of "group licentiousness." Essentially, the educator was having orgies and group sex is bad for business in the People's Republic of China. It doesn't seem like privacy is much of a concern there, but how would you feel if your next-door neighbor was getting into those kind of shenanigans?
One of Tiger's sleazy women spills secrets, demands money.
Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, one of Tiger Woods's alleged extramarital booty calls, says she's writing a book that will detail how Tiger liked threesomes and sex with men.
Sex parties helped one woman rediscover her sexuality after having kids and getting divorced.
"Two years ago while recovering from the demise of a fifteen-year marriage, I responded to an invitation to join a sex party. Knowing I was newly single and in no rush to get involved in another romantic relationship a woman I worked with unexpectedly told me about her unusual hobby," —sex with multiple partners—"and urged me to attend a group sex event." Having kids and getting divorced left this woman with no sexual self-esteem. "After weaning my daughter so that I could go back to work, my breasts lost tone and sagged and my abdomen muscles were loose and flabby. At a time when I was most psychologically vulnerable, the changes in my body became a source of teasing and hilarity to my husband." Read on to find out how orgies helped her recover her sexual self.
Orgy advice: your guide to getting it on at a party.
Dedicated to fetish, fantasy, and unbridled want, it would seem that orgies are environments open to boundless possibility. Indeed, when I dragged my husband to our very first sexy soiree, I prepared for our night out with the determination to be ready for anything. I stuffed a large purse with my favorite vibrator, a pair of handcuffs, an assortment of condoms, extra batteries, lube, and massage oil. I considered including my purple tickler, and a wide-tipped riding crop, but balked at bringing such items so brazenly onto my regular NJ Transit bus. I was a former Girl Scout, well-versed in the lessons of being prepared. My bag was heavy enough to bruise my shoulder, and cause lower back pain. God forbid I be unprepared for any possible instance of sexual pleasure. There are some things, however, you can never be fully prepared for, good Girl Scout intentions aside. After an evening with the debauched and insatiably desirous, I learned a thing or two about what NOT to do.
