When reformed bad girl Nicole Richie finally got around to marrying long term boyfriend Joel Madden, the ceremony had everything a celeb in love could want... a star-studded guest list, a winter wonderland theme, a live elephant. The only thing missing? Richie's former BFF, Paris Hilton.
One thing is certain: if you are a celebrity who just split up with your partner, there will be no stopping the rumor train that will circle around you. Christina Aguilera did a good job of keeping her marriage to Jordan Bratman out of the public eye, but since their breakup a few weeks ago, she has not been so lucky.
Joel Madden teased Nicole Richie about a past photo on Twitter Thursday.
Listen up. Katy Perry is an absolute delight. You never know what you're going to get from the "I Kissed A Girl" singer. First she's kissing girls and liking it, then she's not making a habit out of it. After that, she got engaged but it didn't really happen. Then she broke up and went celibate. But then we find out that she was just funning on us. Then we find out that she's dating Benji Madden, but it turns out that they aren't "bumping uglies." Katy Perry is an absolute hoot, God broke the mold with that one.
Benji Madden (50% of the Madden Brothers in Good Charlotte) is supposedly dating Britney Spears. This comes after dating Paris Hilton for a little while. Weird times. We wonder what Sean Avery would make of all this partner-switching.
Don't worry folks, Paris and Benji are still going strong. In case you actually believed the preposterous rumors that current beau Benji Madden of Good Charlotte was cheating on the heiress, you can take a deep breath and relax, because the power couple are quite sickeningly in love.
It's been a while since we've had any news on Paris Hilton. She's been up to some stuff. She's got a BFF show since she and Nicole Hilton split. She is still not engaged to Benji Madden. And she's been partying (if that's still a verb) with Prince William and Prince Harry. Sounds like fun.
All we know is that one-upsmanship is like a gateway drug. It's a gateway drug to revenge. So we wouldn't be surprised to see either Jimmy Kimmel or Sarah Silverman dead by the other's hand. Or married. But these videos about their sexual relationships with Ben and Matt have to stop.
