10. You’ve caught him a time too many living it up beyond his measly means (i.e. eating at a nice restaurant without you, going on a weekend getaway with the guys, buying a nice watch) but when it comes to the basics, he is totally reliant on you.
11. If you had a pair of designer shoes for every time he told you that things were going to change soon – that he was trying to make things different – that if he had the world he would give it to you – you could compete with Carrie Bradshaw for most impressive footwear collection.