WHAT SHE SAID: “I’ll go lesbo before I date someone short, someone bald or someone who drives an American car.” – a woman on the phone I believe talking to her mom (in Trader Joe’s)
WHAT ANYONE IN EARSHOT THOUGHT: She’ll end up an old maid living with her mom in ten years
WHAT SHE SAID: “Thanks. It’s from Bali where my ex was supposed to take me for Xmas but decided to take his apparent other girlfriend instead.” – a woman in reply to a guy who had just complimented her necklace (at a local coffee shop)
WHAT HE THOUGHT: She is so clearly not over her ex
And my favorite…
WHAT SHE SAID: “You look like Jesse James. No thanks.” – a woman turning down a drink from a tattooed guy in a leather jacket (at a bar)
WHAT HE THOUGHT: Sweet, I look like Jesse James!