Those words have been uttered by married couples for a long time. You may have even said something similar to this to your spouse this morning.
We get it, we’ve been there ourselves over the years.
In marriage you need to have the bath and body essentials at your fingertips so you are ready for these situations. Having these essentials in your bathroom or bedroom can take care of morning breath, sweaty crotch, freshening up before and after sex, and much more.
It’s time to get the gear that will have you feeling sexy and ready for your spouse in the morning, afternoon, or as you prepare for some fun between the sheets.
Don’t look any further as we have assembled 19 bath and body essentials for his and her needs.
His Bath and Body Essentials
Uberlube Luxury Lubricant - Instead of just being slippery, überlube is designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction.
Fashion Boxer Brief - Sexy yet sophisticated fit.
Fresh Balls - Easy to apply lotion that dries quickly.
Dr. Bronner’s Shaving Gel – Organic sucrose and grape juice provides a soothing moisturizing glide.
Anti-Monkey Butt Powder - Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports.
Very Sexy For Him 2 Cologne - Crisp. Confident. Inviting.
Nose and Facial Hair Trimmer – A powerful trimmer that is perfect for those unwanted nose and facial hairs.
Her Bath and Body Essentials
Sexy Lingerie - 3-piece robe set consists of a matching robe, chemise, and padded hanger.
ON Natural Arousal - Just a drop or two of ON will get you warm and ready for playtime.
Fresh Breasts – Natural product that is formulated to keep your breasts fresh and dry.
Kiss Down Under After Grooming Gel – Designed for the pubic region to keep skin Down Under supple and smooth.
Lady Anti-Monkey Butt Powder – Absorbs moisture to keep you dry and comfortable.
Fresh & Sexy Intimate Wipes - Cloth-like feel – made of a special fabric that is both soft and strong, and feels luxurious on your skin.