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Madonna Buys Whore a Turkey Sandwich... Truth Revealed!

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Madonna Buys Whore a Turkey Sandwich... Truth Revealed!
Women come in more flavors than sweet or sour...We Need to get over the double standard.

“I want a lady in the streets and a freak under the sheets.”
 

That’s what an interviewee said when asked to describe his ideal love match on a popular Dallas call-in radio show.
 

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After that the conversation morphed into a commentary on the virtues of women with “no virtues” at all. I turned the radio off when the third male caller declared, “It’s just tough to find a good girl these days. They ‘d all rather parade around like whores wearing caked on make-up and stiletto heels. I’m hold out for an ‘au natuuuuraaaal’ good girl!”
 

Perhaps that was part of his problem. He was waiting for a “girl”, when all the women had left the station eons ago.
 

Listening to those sound bites left me wondering, is the Madonna-whore complex thing ever going to just crawl into a dark cave and die?
 

Chances are I’ll never get that wish crossed off my list.
 

But I have another wish, that’s a not so distant second….
 

…. I’d love to be a fly on the wall for a conversation between the revered Madonna and the sullied Whore.
 

I mean, what if Madonna invited Whore out for a turkey sandwich at a New York Café? How would that conversation go? Would they be able to shed more light on the reasons both men and women continue to cling to this complex with such fervor, that they often suppress , in some cases deny their sexual nature all together? Could they produce an answer as to why grown women continue to play into these nonsense roles in their relationships?
 

We’ve been relying on our resident expert Freud to explain this phenomena far too long. He maintains that the Madonna –whore complex is caused by oedipal fear that manifest when a man becomes conflicted as he experiences warm feelings from women that remind him of his relationship with his Mom. In order to cope with his anxiety, he divides women into two separate and distinct categories, 1) the ones he can, like, admire, and marry, 2) and the ones he can feel and fulfill his strong sexual desire with.
 

I’m not knocking Freud. He may have something there.
 

But…Really?
 

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Men and women still can’t get a handle on this?
 

Meanwhile back at the café , Madonna and whore are engaged in an enlightening conversation over a turkey sub:
 

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