11 Crazy Hot Gay Sex Positions EVERYONE Will Love (Really!)

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For whatever reason everyone believes that gay men hold secrets to everything wonderful and fabulous in life. OK, perhaps some of you don't — specifically those of you who think "gay is just so wrong." Which is fine. This article is not required reading for you.

However, for all you closeted homophobes, you may enjoy these positions next time you go hook-up with your Craigslist "We're not gay, we just like having sex with men" buddy!

But before diving into the juicy stuff I have a confession to make, being a man of integrity and what not, I feel it's my duty to admit that we gay men don't really corner the market on gay sex positions. We are simply very talented at naming and performing the positions — thankyouverymuch.

Yes, we gay men are quite proud to be known as the "Lewis and Clark" of sexual exploration/creation of new gay sex positions. However, a few of these we take no credit for, other than credit for fully enjoying these positions to their fullest.

It's time to turn up the heat, pull back the sheets, and drop the drawers for a somewhat comprehensive guide to gay sex positions. These gay sex positions will shock, entertain, and hopefully make you salivate.

1. Missionary Position

Yawn! Enough said. However, for rich love making, don't let the time you caught your parents scar you from enjoying the intimacy that comes with missionary.

2. Hot Diggity Doggie

If you've haven't seen a dog humping another dog then you've been living under a rock. Plain and simple.

The doggy style position is great for a good, hard, fast thrusting, the "Catcher" is on hands and knees, backside to their partner's penis, and away you thrust. This way the "Pitcher" can pound and pull the receiver into him by holding onto his waist. This position also allows the receiver to either self-masturbate or be masturbated by the top. But, give your partner a break, especially if they're on top, it's pretty demanding up there. 

If you're looking for variation, try flat doggie. This involves the receiver flat on stomach, a silk covered pillow (of course) under his groin area, butt in an elevated position with the pitcher flat out on top, pumping away. The silk pillow is extra stimulating for the receiver ... if done correctly.

3. Side Doggie/Missionary 

This is always a debate at my wine and cheese parties: Is it doggie or missionary if you're lying on your sides, back to chest? I say, who cares! It's hot just having skin-to-skin contact and gives the pitcher easy access to the receivers chest, penis, legs, hair, and face — hell, wherever they want to explore.

Of course the limber yogi master receiver can also contort in this sex position to stroke the pitcher with backhanded strokes, as well. And, for those yoga-fanatical pitchers, you may also find yourself in a position to curl around the receiver's side to play with his nipples.

4. Cliff Diver

For you swimming enthusiasts, or those of you who just appreciate a man in a Speedo (a man in a Speedo who does a Speedo justice, that is), here's your chance to dive into your partner like you've never done before. Just make sure he's been working those biceps and triceps ... and that you've got good medical insurance in case you thrust too hard from behind and cause him to lose his balance, thus crushing his face into the floor. Oh, and if you, Mr. Pitcher, don't have strong legs, well, then don't try this at home.

So what's the game plan? Like the doggie style, the receiver gets on all fours on the ground. The pitcher then gets behind the receiver and with proper lubrication and protection, enters the receiver. The pitcher then simultaneously stands, and lifts the receiving partner up by the thighs or waist so that the receiver can wrap his legs around the pitchers back. Once standing, let the thrusting and fun begin. Elbow pads also highly recommended.

5. Back It In

Finally, its time for the receiver to do some work. This gay sex position requires the pitcher to sit in a chair, bringing his knees up to his chest, allowing his penis to be outward and forward. The receiver backs into the position, allowing the penis to enter him. Once inserted, it's time for the receiver to make it work by creating all the thrust and momentum. 

6. Knee Up, Knee Up, Keep It Up 

If you've never had your booty exposed, just know this gay sex position is about maximum exposure. Think of it as a reverse child's pose in yoga. The receiver lays down on a couch (bed floor, table, and hood of a car ... ) while the pitcher grasps the receivers' ankles, calves or knees (whatever is comfortable for the receiver) and simultaneously pushes the legs back toward the receivers' chest as the pitcher inserts his penis. The more the legs get pushed back, the tighter the backside feels.

Just be careful that a trip to the chiropractor isn't the next step for your dearly beloved. Variation: Receiver stays in same position while the pitcher lays perpendicular and sideways to the receiver. Ready, aim, enter and you're off to your own version of Sideways ... wine not included. We just dole out advice here so we're not going to buy the drinks to loosen you up!

7. Rock, Rock, Rockin' In The Rocking Chair 

Thank goodness I never caught grams and gramps in this position, or I would have sworn off sex all together. Besides, this gay sex position isn't for the frail or faint at heart. Here's how to do it: the pitcher lays back pulling knees to chest. The receiver sits backward between the pitcher's legs, inserting pitchers penis into himself.

Once comfortable and fully astride, the receiver begins a rhythmic motion of rocking back and forth to his liking. Yeah, who cares about the pitcher, as long as the receiver is happy, right? Thus another argument for being versatile gay men. Versatile rocks!

8. Rusty Trombone

This is a win for both the pitcher and receiver, and it's a simple extension of a favorite (for most) — 69! For this one there is no pitcher or receiver — it's equal roles, equal opportunity. One partner lies on his back on a bed, pool table, diving board, or mountaintop — you get the point — a flat surface. Again, whatever works and wherever you find yourself. You can lie on your back in a boat, for all I care! Partner number two straddles the chest and positions his butt close to his partner's face.  From there, your guy dives in to perform analingus. A good time for all! 

(Important note: Showering and cleansing recommended before embarking upon this journey.)

9. See-Saw 

This sex position requires the giving partner to be in shape (eh, a little ab definition wouldn't hurt either), as they'll be getting a heck of a workout. Also, a chair is required. This is breakdown of how it works: 

  • The giving partner lies on the ground and props their calves up on a chair, while keeping his body straight.
  • The receiving partner straddles the giving partner's legs and inserts penis into his partner.
  • At that point, either party can begin the rhythmic motion of their choosing.

10. Squatter's Rights 

This is for those who love performing fellatio, getting fellatio, and having your nipples played with (er, or twisted until you cry "don't stop!"). This is another mutual pleasure position. One partner lies flat on their back, you know, wherever it feels good. While the other squats and hovers just over their partner's face, facing nipples and penis.

While balancing, your partner reaches forward, grab nipples in each hand while simultaneously lowering himself into his partner's mouth. Everybody wins until someone cries, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" thus suffocating or choking his partner with his member.

A variation for the week-legged is to rest on your knees on either side of your partner's head. Cunniligus, analigus, or both are popular pastimes in this position.

11. I Can Fly 

If you ever dreamt of being a comic book hero who could fly with a corn cob up your anus, here's your chance! We're back to pitcher and receiver with this position.

For this, the pitcher sits in a chair trying to keep his body as elongated as possible. The receiver straddles the pitcher facing toward him or away from him (both require receiver to be capable of extreme feats of balance).

If receiver is facing pitcher, once straddled and mounted, with pitcher's penis inside, the receiver leans back, allowing pitcher to grasp his wrists to facilitate balance. Receiver then lifts up his legs, and starts to fly through the air backward as the pitcher controls the thrusting.

To fly like a superhero in this position, the receiver straddles the pitcher, mounting and inserting pitcher's penis into himself. Once mounted, the receiver leans forward, thrusting his arms backwards to pitcher so that pitcher can grasp the receivers' wrists. Once engaged, receiver lifts legs, flying forward with the greatest of ease, letting the pitcher control the rhythm.

I'm not sure about you but at this point I'm exhausted. The thought of doing all of these may end up costing me $500 in chiropractor visits, plus an additional $1,000 in massages. (OK, maybe the massages are because there's nothing like getting a deep tissue massage from Sven from Sweden). Nonetheless, enjoy and don't break too many coffee tables, limbs, or wear out your libido by attempting all these sex positions in one evening! 

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