If your man is snapping his fingers at a waiter or exploding at the manager of a restaurant over something rather trivial, listen to the way he talks to him or her, and remember, he will talk to you like that one day I guarantee it. This brings me to my next toxic trait…
3. He’s a MINE FIELD OPERATOR: If you feel like you have to walk on eggshells all the time not to set a man off, run. Someone who needs things to go a certain way or to be treated a certain way in order not to explode is a very insecure, angry, controlling person. These men will leave you drained and exhausted.
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Now sometimes we women like to exhaust ourselves over a man and worry over every action we make with him, while the man is not creating that behavior in us. We are driving ourselves nutty out of a compulsion in us to want to work hard to keep love.
The way you can tell if it's you or him draining you of energy and happiness is to notice the depth of impatience and anger in his responses when you upset him. If he doesn’t jump to blame and defend himself with hissing and barking, you are probably running YOURSELF crazy and labeling him as the culprit.
4. He’s a LETTER FROM M TO JAMES BOND: If you feel like your man will self-destruct in ___ days, weeks, months… get out of there before he blows and you get something on yourself!
Toxic men are self-destructive. They love a good martini, or 12, a fast and wild ride on a motorcycle (preferably after the martinis) and a dark, heavy storm cloud to follow them through life. They are always seeking to be miserable and will therefore look for the negativity in life in which to find a cozy corner and bleed out.
Even narcissists who appear to love themselves and put their needs first, are still self-destructive, always looking for relationships or situations that make them feel punished. Even if they are punishing you, they in turn, punish themselves with guilt over having hurt you.
If you think you have a guy like this on your hands, ask him what his favorite way to die would be. I’m not kidding. If he’s self-destructive, he won’t look at you like you’re weirdly morbid, he’ll answer and fast. Maybe even in detail!
5. He’s MAYWEATHER JR.: If your man is physically abusive, there is no excuse. Go now. You don’t need a sign to look for here. If he touches you in any way that hurts you or terrifies you into thinking that he could badly hurt you, he is physically abusing you.
If you’re involved with a noxious man who fits one or all five of these character types, please think about taking steps to untangle yourself from him.
Don’t get me wrong; I’m a firm believer in change. I believe that a woman who wants to help her relationship can step up and work on herself to make her man step up, take her lead and adjust to fit her new fabulous way of loving. However, I also believe some men are born with what Jennifer Aniston coined as “a sensitivity chip missing.”
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You can’t fix a noxious lover just like you can’t save a drowning man who is committing to drowning, but you can save yourself and cut bait.