Don’t forget the lubes and lollipops. Pack in a can of whipped cream and holiday sprinkles. Or sneak in a pair of crotchless panties with a li’l note attached asking him to slide down inside your chimney for some “Ho. Ho. Ho.”
Make A List For Sexy Santa
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As li’l covetous Christian kids everywhere write out their lists to Santa, I want you writing your “greedy li’l girl” list, too.
Tell your man how nice you’ve been all year and that, frankly, you’re f**king sick of it. Hand over your requests, which should include exactly how (and where) you want to be rewarded with some seasonal naughtiness.
Let him know detail by detail what he can do to you under the Christmas tree with the holiday bird baster. And don’t be shy about making him dangle some mistletoe from his “crown molding”.
If you like these playful ideas for holiday housewife whorettes, check out my list, 101 Ways To Seduce Your Man. These ideas are appropriate all year long and will make him want you be it April or September. The list comes with another list that some women think is even better—101 Dirty Texts To Send Him! These sexts will leave his Yule log burning with passion for months to come.
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