10 Holiday Sexts To Send Your Man

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10 Holiday Sexts To Send Your Man
Tis the season to be his dirty li'l Ho Ho Ho...
  1. I know it's dark out there tonight Santa.  Ill light up my 2 hard headlights and your sleigh can cum right down on my tiny landing strip.
  2. Can't wait to suck your Yule log til the cream swirl spurts out.  Mmm.
  3. Forget the partridge in a pear tree.  How about a crying cock in an aching bush?
  4. Slide down inside my chimney and lift up my X-Mas tree skirt for the creamiest, thickest Egg Nog suprise Santa Baby ever got!
  5. This Ho Ho Ho wants to jingle your bells til her halls are decked with Christmas Creaminess!
  6. I bought a li'l cock-ring "wreath" for your door knocker.  That way you can pound, pound, pound it all night long!
  7. I'm hanging mistletoe from my ponytail.  That way you can kiss me right between the door crack.  Oooh.
  8. I'm dreaming of a Pink XXX-Mas, just like your cock I love to blow.  When your dick tip glistens and neighbors listen to T 'n A sweatin' in the snow...
  9. All I want for Christmas is you... and your hard, angry cock.  Happy holidays!
  10. Just thinking of you and doing very naughty things with the holiday bird baster...

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