The Research and Development department here at Lucky Bloke had a few moments to spare and decided to have some fun composing a list of key historical figures and what condoms they would have preferred if they'd been available during their time in history. The results are sure to entertain you. How Do You Make Safe Sex Sexy?
Cleopatra. While the trendsetting Queen of the Nile was probably stuck with slave-made precursors of Trojan's NaturaLamb, in our age, we're certain she would enjoy ONE's Tantric Pleasures — a condom that's truly innovative and feels great inside and out! Tantric Pleasures, the first condom in the world created with tattoo-inspired texture for increased pleasure and an easy-rolling flared shape for added comfort, offers three tattoo-inspired designs. Considering her penchant for Greek lovers, Cleopatra's favorite would be Titan, of course!
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Gandhi. The inspired activist Gandhi would immediately embrace the unparalleled, cruelty-free, socially engaged, fair trade condoms of GLYDE. GLYDE, the world's only certified Ethical and Vegan condom, is ultra-thin and comfortable, maximizing sensation for both partners without compromising strength and reliability. And, GLYDE is available in all three sizes (slimfit, ultra, and maxi), ideal for any modest revolutionary. (C'mon, who really knows what size Gandhi was under his dhoti?)
Queen Elizabeth I. Beautifully portrayed by Cate Blanchett, QE1 embodies the sexy, independent, powerful woman! Perhaps, she would prefer the FC2 Female condom, perfect no matter the size of her lover(s) ... or perhaps a Crown Skinless Skin — for who could pass up ultimate sensation and pleasure in combination with such a royal title?! Like Safe Sex? Review Premium Condoms
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Genghis Khan. History and legend indicate the Great Khan clearly preferred sowing his seed, back in the day. Due to hordes of STIs and something called child support, we warmly recommend Billy Boy's Special Power to the Mongolian Emperor. This condom is built thicker for an extra layer of protection. In action, the extra strength of Special Power stands up to added friction and tension — providing greater reliability when things get rough, no matter what his (or your) adventure.
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