What Condom Would Don Draper Choose?!

By

What Condom Would Don Draper Choose?!
Finding a perfect condom is highly individual. Lucky Bloke has some fun pairing the cast of Mad Men.

With Mad Men season premiere on April 7th, we’d be lying if we said we weren’t excited like a kid on Christmas morning. Here at the Lucky Bloke Research and Development Department, we’ve taken a break from our mission to help you have safer, more awesome sex, to have a little fun. We’ve matched up our favorite Mad Men characters with the condoms we think best match their personalities. The results are sure to amuse you!

1. Don Draper - Okay, we admit it, Don is one of the few fictional characters that actually get the ladies at Lucky Bloke R & D a little hot and bothered. As an alpha male who prides himself on always staying a few paces ahead of the pack, we imagine Don would be a fan and sure to buy the Okamoto 004 - a condom that uses the latest state of the art technology to push pleasure boundaries. While, Japanese condoms are known for their ability to be ultrathin without compromising on strength and durability, the Okamoto 004 is rumored to be the very best thinnest condom available in the US. We can’t imagine Don would settle for anything less.

 

2. Peggy Olson - When it comes to choosing a condom, we have the feeling that independent and whip-smart Peggy would choose something that has a woman’s interests in mind. We think she’d love the L.'s Do {each other} Good condom. L is a condom company dedicated to supporting women globally by empowering them sexually. L.'s Do {each other} Good condom has a ribbed base providing euphoric stimulation for her and the unique shape increases sensitivity for him, plus a moisture rich long lasting lubricant for a euphoric experience.  Core to their company mission, L. partners with development organizations to support women and HIV/AIDS prevention.

3. Joan Harris - Beautiful, seductive and ambitious, Joan isn’t afraid to use her sexuality to get what she wants. We imagine would keep her nightstand stocked with Kimono MicroThin condoms which feature a contour shape to heighten sensitivity and are much thinner than competing thin latex condoms. Combine state of the art ultra-thin technology with a slick silicone lubricant, and you get an unmistakable “silky smooth” experience like no other condom.

4. Betty Francis - The former Mrs. Draper likes to play it safe without ever sacrificing on style. If we opened up her pocketbook we wouldn’t be surprised to find some GLYDE Vanilla Ultra condoms nestled next to the latest issue of Town and Country. GLYDE surpasses international quality standards with ultra-thin comfort and is flavored with organic fruit and nut extracts. Perfect for the connoisseur in the mood for tasty, vegan, sugar-free vanilla deliciousness.

Article contributed by
Advanced Member

LUCKY BLOKE: Global Condom Experts

YourTango Expert Partner

Lucky Bloke:
Whatever Your Adventure – We’ve Got You Covered!
 

LuckyBloke.com
theCondomReview.com

facebook.com/LuckyBloke
twitter.com/theLuckyBloke

LuckyBloke.tumblr.com
pinterest.com/LuckyBloke

Location: ASHLAND, OR
Credentials: Other
Other Articles/News by LUCKY BLOKE: Global Condom Experts:

Monogamous? This STI Won't Care.

By

If there were a new sexually transmitted infection (STI, aka STD) on the rise—say, one that was an unexpected concern, especially to monogamous couples—when would you want to know about it? Say, when it's a scientifically proven possibility with mounting evidence—even if it took three to five years before it could be officially ... Read more

Are Condoms Uncomfortable? Check Out 10 Non-Latex Options!

By

If you or your partner find the traditional latex condom experience, shall we say...mediocre at best, the good news is there is more innovation in the non latex condom world than ever before. A variety of latex-free materials and styles are taking safer sex to new horizons in both safety and pleasure. Non latex condoms are not merely for those with ... Read more

How Lube Can Spice Up Your Sex Life

By

If you think that you are ready to try something new in the bedroom, there a few things to keep in mind. Because intimacy is all about making your partner feel comfortable with trusting you, knowing the best (and safest) ways to maximize pleasure will go a long way. Being that there are a million types of lube out there, these sex tips will help you figure ... Read more

See More

 
Latest Expert Videos
ASK YOURTANGO MORE QUESTIONS
Must-see Videos
SEE MORE VIDEOS
Most Popular