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Everyone has a condom-buying strategy. Maybe you carefully navigate the entire store, pretending to shop for something else before making a quick swoop for the condoms, run to the register, pay, and run out. Maybe you attempt to conceal your condoms behind a magazine or a box of candy. Maybe you are the type to don a disguise before leaving the house to buy them. It Really Is Better Wet: The Lowdown On Lube

Hav you have made every evasive maneuver possible to hide the fact that you are about to have safe sex, only to realize your boyfriend's mother is standing behind you in line? Oh, and behind her is your second grade teacher, who happens to be chatting up the neighbor boy you used to babysit? To make matters worse, the clerk couldn't figure out the price and called out "condom price check" over the loud speaker? Hey, it's serendipity right?  Good Lovers Come In Many Sizes & Other Truths

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