A Condom That Even Kermit the Frog Would Love


A Condom That Even Kermit the Frog Would Love
It's not easy being green, however being green with a STD would be worse. Lucky Bloke to the rescue.

We admit it. Here at the Lucky Bloke Research and Development Department, we’re big Muppet fans and we’d be lying if we said we weren’t excited about the new Muppet movie, “Muppets...Again!” slated to be released in 2014.

While working on our mission to bring you safer, more awesome sex with condoms, sometimes our minds start to wander to albeit interesting places.


For example: Do Muppets use condoms? (Of course, they should!) So which would they prefer?

Although the summary of this post probably sounds like the opening of a very bad joke, it opens the door to a lot of fun consideration. We all know that Muppets have relationships with other Muppets - Kermit and Piggy, Gonzo and Camilla, Waldorf and Astoria, the members of Electric Mayhem and each-other.

They deserve safety and pleasure just as much as the rest of us, right? In honor of promoting safe sex for all, we’ve matched up our favorite Muppet characters with the condoms we think best suit their personalities. Enjoy, and please judge us lightly!

1. Kermit the Frog: One of the things we love about Kermit is that he wants to do good in the world and make people happy. It’s easy to be green with the L. | Do {each other} Good condom. Core to their company mission, L. partners with development organizations to support women and HIV/AIDS prevention. Designed with maximum pleasure in mind for both parties, the L. | Do {each other} Good condom is also 100% vegan - something Kermit and the special pig in his life are sure to appreciate!

2. Miss Piggy: As both a lover and a fighter, we think this feisty diva would surely appreciate “ooo” Boutique’s Kung Fu Sutra condoms. Martial Arts meets Kama Sutra with these exceptionally sheer, lubricated latex condoms which feature illustrations of partners engaging in erotic variations of the Chinese art of self-defense. Presented in a beautiful gift box, these are sure to delight the most discriminating frog, errrr, lover.

3. Gonzo: Here’s a guy who truly likes to march to the beat of his own drum. We imagine that when condom shopping Gonzo would look for something that was out of the ordinary but also feels great. This is why we’d recommend the One Tantric Pleasures condom - the first condom in the world created with tattoo-inspired texture for increased pleasure. This gorgeously packaged line of condoms come in three exotic textures: Maori, Tribal, & Titan. As an added bonus, a portion of all sales goes to support HIV/AIDS prevention and treatment efforts in Africa.

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