Lighting is also an important component. You never see a brightly lit strip club. As I've gotten older, my favorite line has become, "Darkness is my friend." Who doesn't have a little extra flab around their waste? Nothing works better than candlelight and a dimmed lamp when it comes to removing the signs of gravity on your body.
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Here's where the little insecure person in you is saying, "I have too much hanging here," or "I'd look stupid if I put on crotch less panties." No you won't! You'll look great since it's dark and he can barely make out more than your silhouette. Now that you've got his attention, he'll be zeroing in on the mountains and the molehills.
Music is one of the most essential elements in creating the atmosphere needed for stripping. You don't hear Jay Leno doing his monologue in a club. I have my favorite stripper songs. Try Christina Aguilera's, "Nasty Naughty Boy” — the lyrics are very explicit.
Here is the play by play as to how to strip once the mood is set. Tell him you've got a surprise for him, but he'll need to close his eyes. If you're sparking his interest but he is engrossed in the seventh inning of the Mets game, grab the remote, turn down the lights and press play on your boom box. Start by slowly strutting by him in your robe and letting the tie come loose. Tease him by running your finger down his leg and then backing away towards the wall. You may want to fantasize and close your eyes. Imagine you're in a room full of leering men and you're on stage as the star attraction.
Press your back against the wall and squat down. As you rise up, open your robe so he gets a glimpse of the teddy. Prance around the bed and let the robe fall to the floor. Bend over him and let him inhale your perfume while you brush your hair against his face. Don't let him touch you. If you know the words to the song, sing along and tell him he's naughty for trying to grab you.
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By mid song remove your shoes and pull a strap off your shoulder. Lift one leg onto the bed and rub your body luxuriously. He may get over zealous and try speeding up the process by grabbing you, but hold your ground. Be playful and tell him to back off or you're sending in "Bruce the Bouncer" to toss his ass in the alley. Keep taunting him by rubbing your body on his and then backing off.
Towards the end of the song, remove your gown and keep your panties on. Get completely naked and climb on top of your eager partner. The next part is self-explanatory, but I suggest continuing the role-playing to add variety to your lovemaking. Releasing the inner stripper in you is erotic and will bring a higher level of excitement to your sex life. Try it and as Madonna says, "Express Yourself."