Hilarious Sound Bites
By Johanna Lyman. Posted on .
Laughter is a good lubricant
anyways, so it’s not the end of the world if you make a gaffe with your new
toy. I remember one time, making love
with my husband (I can't believe I'm telling everyone this!), with just the right combination of air and lubricant, and I
started producing what my partner later named “vag farts”. How embarrassing!! But I really didn’t want to stop, so I
laughed instead. He wasn’t bothered by
the noise at all, and I learned how to lighten up a little. I really think that half the battle of
growing more conscious is in learning to take yourself less seriously. Hmm, maybe there’s another bumper sticker in
here somewhere…
