Hilarious Sound Bites

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     Laughter is a good lubricant
anyways, so it’s not the end of the world if you make a gaffe with your new
toy.  I remember one time, making love
with my husband (I can't believe I'm telling everyone this!), with just the right combination of air and lubricant, and I
started producing what my partner later named “vag farts”.  How embarrassing!!  But I really didn’t want to stop, so I
laughed instead.  He wasn’t bothered by
the noise at all, and I learned how to lighten up a little.  I really think that half the battle of
growing more conscious is in learning to take yourself less seriously.  Hmm, maybe there’s another bumper sticker in
here somewhere…

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