How To Kiss


How To Kiss
Five Horrible Kisses

Followed by: Anger

Thought: “Really dude? What exactly is it you are trying to do?”


The Forceful Kisser – This guy gives hard kisses, lots of pressure. He will always kiss you from above. He needs the leverage to dominate the kiss. When the kiss is over your jaw hurts and your lips feel chapped from the constant pressure and rubbing against his. He rarely comes up for air. His tongue duels with yours fighting for control and you always lose. He is concentrating really intensely on the kiss; it’s like he’s kissing himself rather you.

Dominant emotion: Urge to run

Followed by: Pain and soreness of the jaw

Thought: “He’s probably a premie.”

The Stingy Kisser – This guy may actually be a good kisser, but you can’t tell. He rarely kisses you and when he does kiss you, it doesn’t last long. He ONLY kisses when he wants sex and not during the act only the first 3 minutes of foreplay. He’s kisses are brief, and purposeful. They convey sexual desire and little else. You are always left wanting more, not even sure if you liked the kiss or not. Oh and he thinks his kisses get you hot, and they kind of do . . . which is why he only does it, when he wants to do “it”.

Dominant emotion: Longing

Followed by: Frustration

Thought: “Selfish bastard.”

The Good Kisser with Bad Breath – This is the worst kind of kisser. He’s the one you want. He’s the one you could kiss forever. He’s the guy you can’t wait kiss. And then you get up close and personal, and smell the kiss before you experience it. You try to make it work; maybe you’ll get desensitized to the smell; or maybe if you kiss long enough it will neutralize the scent. But it doesn’t work. So you gracefully call an end to the kissing. You try again, and for some reason, it’s still a problem.You may even ignore it, kissing only when you need too hoping that one time he will not smell like he just ate a Whopper with everything. You even try the gum/breath-mint-after-diner-and-offering-him-a-piece technique. He refuses. Oh, and he thinks it’s your breath that’s bad.

Dominant emotion: Confusion

Followed by: Longing, frustration, and irritation

Thought: “I don’t think I can’t take much more of this.”

Men, if you see your moves, style, or“technique” in any one of these kisses, consider making a few adjustments. To some extent kissing is very subjective and there may actually be a woman outthere who really enjoys a “sloppy” or “forceful” kiss. And, if the feedback you’ve gotten from either being kissed or not being kissed connects for you in some way, take it to heart. A good kiss, can actually keep you out of the friend zone and guarantee you a spot in love zone. No kidding!

Ladies, help a brotha out! Pass this article along to all the men you know. You never know which man will be the next to kiss you. If every woman shared this with every man she knew, there would be a lot more kissing, a lot more connection, a lot more intimacy, and a helluva a lot more satisfied ladies and lovers out there!

This article was originally published at . Reprinted with permission.
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