Hysteria represents women being chemically imbalanced, or to put it simply, a lack of sex.
A hysterical woman is clearly sexually starved. She has probably not seen or heard from “Dick” in weeks, months or even, painfully, years. She is chemically imbalanced and her hormones are often going crazy. She knows something is wrong. She is irritable and irritates everyone around her. She does not want to admit the problem because she is too embarrassed, submerging herself into her girlfriends’ and daughters’ relationships, or just flat-out ignores the problem and blocks it out of her mind, driving herself and everybody else around her crazy.
More from YourTango: Is ABC Scandal’s Olivia Pope a Cheater or Opportunist?
A hysterical woman either needs to see “Dick” or a dildo right away to bring her hormones back into balance. The common sign of a hysterical woman is one who starts acting out of character. As men, we say it all the time when we see a woman, especially in an authority position, yelling, screaming or just acting crazy.
The first thought that comes to a man’s mind is that the woman needs some sexual attention, and how naturally right for this we unknowingly are. If she were getting sexual attention at home, how could any woman come to work angry or frustrated? Imagine: You just had a cosmic orgasm.
More from YourTango: How Men Really Feel About The Infamous One-Night Stand
Your hormones are in balance, you rush to take a shower and put your clothes on, your heart is racing, you get the kids to school, and perhaps you’re a little late for work. You walk into your job with a big ol’ smile and everybody in the office knows you must have just gotten some. Boy, is everybody happy. Unknowingly, you had just been nominated the Bitch of the Month, and I had been about to volunteer for some overtime duty by inviting you into the nearest break room for a service call. If you are the boss and your attitude is bitchy, it really brings down everyone else’s day.
Service calls are mandatory for your emotional and chemical balance. Every person needs to be touched in a loving way. Every woman needs to have an orgasm on a regular basis, or else your hysteria is going to drive everybody you come into contact with crazy, including you. How right men naturally are, when we make the assumptive guess.
I can only imagine that after being married for 10 years, doing the same old positions can get quite boring, especially for men. You have to constantly reinvent yourself, or your sex life will eventually come to a screeching halt. This is the most vulnerable time when men cheat [http://www.howtogetthemanofyourdreams.com/understanding-men] Often for men, a new sexual partner helps keep the sex exciting at home.