Has a man ever told you that your vajajay is the bomb or that you have some snapper vajajay? Some of you might say, “What is snapper vajajay?” The snapper vajajay is that vajajay that, upon entry, keeps a man coming back. He can be a preacher, pastor, deacon, mayor or president. It matters not. All are defenseless against the bomb-dot-com vajajay.
Well, you might also be wondering how you would know if the man you just slept with is being honest or not. So before we get started, I asked a few of you: “How do you know if you have the bomb-dot-com vagina?” And here is what you had to say:
1. If the man is stalking you.
2. Andrea, 35-plus years on the planet, says that by listening to the stories her girlfriends have shared, she can tell they do not have the bomb-dot-com vagina.
3. Vanessa, 40-plus years on the planet, says that her own experience has been that the guy has told her how it feels: wet, moist, hot and wraps around him. Deep is good, but not too deep, and when he’s struggling to not cum but doesn’t want to come out. “Also, I’ve always thought that when guys curse who usually don’t, that’s a sign you have some good stuff. Or orally, when a guy continues to stay there and then won’t leave, even after you have the big O. They pull you closer, I’m assuming because they like the way you taste! But I’m just guessing and pulling from my own experiences.”
4. Julie, 34 years on the planet, after some deep thought, says, “If he has that one orgasm and goes crazy behind it.”
5. Danni, 33 years on the planet, says it would depend on feedback from her man, and possibly listening to “girl talk” and what her sisters in her circle are sharing about what they do for “performance development.”
If I can be so bold: It’s about how he feels, your creativity, rhythm, connection and learning how to keep your vajayjay healthy and strong. So, ladies, there is clearly a difference between having the bomb-dot-com vajajay and not.
What’s funny is that many women, when asked this question, really do not know if they have the snapper vajajay, and some men draw a blank as well. It amazes me that some cannot remember or never really had any one experience that they could say was the bomb dot com. Ladies, as a general rule, if the man cannot remember it, then it was not the snapper vajajay. Now, would you like to know some of those secrets that men will likely never share with you? Is that a yes? Okay, let’s go find out: How would you really know you have the bomb-dot-com vagina?
I have some very interesting stories, and some of them just might be about you! Stay tuned. How do you know you have some bomb-dot-com vajajay?
If a man keeps coming back for more, blowing up your phone is overly excessive. You might have some snapper vajajay or simply a man that is just a crazy stalker. (Why Do I Always Attract Crazy Men?) However, if every man you sleep with is acting the same way, you might just have some snapper vajajay. I hate to use the word “vajajay,” but “vagina” just does not have the same expression of emotion behind it. But this is the sex category, so put on your big-girl panties and let’s go.
Is the old saying, “The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice” a true statement concerning women’s vaginas? Wouldn’t all inquiring minds like to know what types of women have the absolute hands-down best vajajay on planet earth? Is it the super-sexy Brazilian, the European/white American, German, Russian, Latino, African-American, Asian or another? Okay, I will answer that later to save the controversy.
First, let me get this party started by telling you about the best vajajay I ever had and why it was so good. This beautiful, unsuspecting woman and I met, in fact I was introduced to her, through her brother. Shortly thereafter, we took a liking to each other, and she eventually came over. The moment we had sex only lasted about 30 seconds. Maybe five strokes later, it was a wrap. I could not hold it; out came the rushing waters! I could not believe my non-performance. Yes, it happens to the best of us. I was blown away and embarrassed because it was so good. I wanted more, and I wanted redemption and to make sure she was satisfied, or else I knew she might not come back. I needed to make a good impression.
So I came up with a plan. Okay, I would invite her over for round two, but sleep with another girl before I slept with her, because I do not jack off. (What To Do If You Have Occasional Great Sex, But Your Man Can Only Ejaculate While Watching Porn Videos?) I know, don’t tell me: “That’s messed up.” But aren’t we being honest here? (Why Men Climax So Fast During Sex?) If everything went according to plan, when she came over next time, I would be ready. She came over later that day, and of course I was all cleaned up and ready to go. We started having sex, and about 120 seconds later, out came the rushing waters. I was like, “No way; impossible.” It was unbelievable. I was distraught and apologetic, to say the least. I could not believe the same exact thing had happened twice in a row with the same woman.
Would you like to know what made her vajajay so good? It was blazing hot. It was the perfect mixture of heat and moisture, kind of like a combustion chamber, and every time I stuck my penis in her, it literally exploded, less than 10 strokes and a maximum of 120 seconds later, from the heat of her vagina. I guess that’s where the verbiage “hot chick” comes from. I have met very few women in my life who have had this kind of pussy power. It is an unusual blend of a very high vagina temperature, moistness and softness, and it was impossible to defend against such an attack. It was amazingly good, and let me just say she was from the Islands. She qualified for the snapper pussy, because my sexual experience with her was so unique and unforgettable. There are other stories I can tell you, but let’s go see what international players have to say.
What’s also very interesting is that some men that you would expect to know and have great answers actually are at a loss for words on this question. But some attentive minds are able to translate their feelings, and here is what they had to say:
Rashad, 36 years on the planet: “Two women stand out because of the softness of the hair around their vaginas, wetness, temperature and warmth, and the fact that they were tight. All of these things together added up to me wanting to go back again and again like an addict. What also made it good was the level of passion, and their ability to just be comfortable with me. In addition, you know it’s the bomb dot com when you can get it up right away for round two, three, four, etc.”
Big Ben, 46 years on the planet: “A few things come to mind: Physical appearance of the vagina, small clitoris, wet, no smell and certain women’s vaginas massage your dick.” (Why Men Love Hot Vagina Juice in the Summer)
James, 55 years on the planet: “How it physically fits. It has to fit like a baseball glove. If a woman can make you cum three or four times in the same evening, you know you have the bomb vagina. Also, when your man says he is ready to get married right now because it was so good, then you know you have the bomb-dot-com vagina.”
Dre, 34 years on the planet: “Women must have the big three: tightness, wetness and enthusiasm.”
Leland, 55 years on the planet, says if it’s not tight, then it’s not right!
Big John, 33, was seeing a woman from Down Under: Australia. He said what made her vagina so great is that when she had an orgasm, she would squirt like a gusher. It was like she was peeing. Freaky.
Deon, 43 years on the planet, says that if five men tell you the same thing, then you have the bomb-dot-com vagina. “I slept with this girl and that girl, but you have the bomb vagina.” This verifies it. Also, the key factors: hot, wet and experienced.
Big Mike, 45 years on the planet: “It was warm and cozy and it fit. It was not too muscular. Some pride themselves on grabbing the penis, when it is not necessary.”
Tim, 44 years on the planet: “Let’s just say that the woman was always very wet and we would do multiple positions.”
Michael, 50-plus years on the planet, says “WOW! I would have to go back to the first girl I fell in love with. She had that heroin-addictive vajajay. Why? This girl took pride in her looks, and, with that being said, also her body, including its odors. Her vajajay tasted like strawberries; not artificial, but real strawberries. So when we had sex, my penis smelled like strawberries, too. Then, she knew how to give oral pleasure, flexible, excellent foreplay and last but not least the sex was amazing. When I and my penis got tired, she put that oomph into it to make the penis do what she wanted. No lie. So that’s my recipe for a great vajajay!”
Okay, back to me. I have one more story as we wrap this article up. I met this beautiful lady and we had sexual relations, but when she had an orgasm, she would shake so hard that I would literally be trying to hold onto her, like I was on an amusement-park ride. It was amazing; it was like her body turned into a human vibrator. All I can say is, wow, she had some snapper vajajay.
What does all of this mean? Simply, that if you find yourself lacking in this very important area, use other compensating factors to make up for it. It’s not all over for you. Knowing a deficiency and perhaps being able to discuss it with your man could bring a level of comfort in your relationship that might bring you two closer together. And with that, you might be able to bring about some positive solutions in the intimacy department. There is something about a humble woman that is super-sexy.
This article was originally published at How To Get The Man of Your Dreams . Reprinted with permission from the author.