Things That Go Bump In The Night: Beware of Booty Calls

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Things That Go Bump In The Night: Beware of Booty Calls
Nothing good happens after 2 a.m. So, what really goes on in a man’s head when he‘s drunk dialing?
  1. The Reliable Call  - You are the ‘sure thing’ to this man, but the only stable relationship you have with him seems to always start at 3 in the morning. If he hasn’t found anyone else by the end of the night, he knows he can call on you. Do not fall into his trap. In this case it is worth hanging up the phone right away, or even better, not answering it at all. Do not even give him the time to convince you to come over. Save your sanity and don’t become ‘that girl.’
  2. I’m drunk now so I can call you. He has ingested so much alcohol into his body that now rather than 98% water it’s 100% vodka, He has the courage of the Dutch. He knows that you normally would not go for him, and being 3am on a Saturday night he hopes that you are on the same level as him…drunk and horny.
  3. The Party. He knows you don’t like to miss out on the action, and if he makes it sound happening enough, he knows he can coerce you to attend. The thing is, his after-party consists of him, a bottle of liquor and a packet of condoms, if you’re lucky. Either that or he thinks that because his roommate is home with a girl that constitutes a party. When you arrive you can guarantee your drink has already been made for you, and so has his bed.
  4. The Lowest Common Denominator. He tries to connect with you over whatever it is you want to do. You tell him you want to sleep and surprisingly that is all he wants to do too, next to you of course. So he’s promising to let you sleep… yeah right. “Are you hungry?” he asks. Your hungry, he’s hungry, but not for food. He tells you he can make you an amazing carbonara. He’s a man, he wants more then carbonara!

Should you worry that by going over in the middle of the night will mean the guy wont respect you, then by all means, don’t go. Guys do not secretly hope that a serious relationship will materialize from this after midnight invitation. The only stable relationships these guys have is with their mothers, their boys and their booze. The moment that you walk into his house, just like Cinderella's coach turning into a pumpkin, you have become 'The Booty Call' girl.

Contributed by Telina McCord, MatchMaster & Dating Expert, http://findyourplusone.com and Singles Events Coordinator, http://rsvptolove.com Fascinated by the world of dating she wrote her entire Masters thesis on The Evolution of Dating and became The Girl Who Dated 30 Guys in 30 Days. You can find Telina's insightful and hilarious tales at http://talesfromtelina.com

 

 

 

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