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The Seven Types of Sex

Relationships and sexuality are such a “serious” topic for so many, that I thought it would be good to lighten up a little. Hopefully this has helped you to smile. Feel free to share what stage you’re in (joke)! 

Results of recent research indicates that there are 7 types of sex over the lifetime of a relationship.

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The 1st kind of Sex is called: Smurf Sex

*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of Sex is called: Kitchen Sex

*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of Sex is called: Bedroom Sex

*This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of Sex is called: Hallway Sex

*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘screw you.’

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