34 Tweets That Sum Up Why You're Still Single

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These tweeters have insight into your single life that you may not have realized. Are you lonely?

23. You haven't quite found yourself. "Because I know I'm good for something, and I just haven't found it yet." Time for some mirror work.

24. Not over your ex. "I'm single because I'm waiting for you to come back." Hop on the dating train.

25. Superstitious. "I am single because I didn't forward those MySpace chain letters seven years ago." Black cat alert!

26. Obsessed with Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Troy Polamalu. "I'm single because I'm also mentally dating 129,372,819 celebs." Don't forget Kevin Bacon.

27. You grew out of your last relationship. "I'm single because things changed." Good for you.

28. You are an epicurean. "I'm single because dessert is better than dealing with someone else's abandonment issues." Avoiding pain even if there could be great pleasure.

30. Single by choice. "I'm single because I'm in no rush to force anything. I'm waiting for the right one, not the next one." Next. Keep reading ...

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