34 Tweets That Sum Up Why You're Still Single

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34 Tweets That Sum Up Why You're Still Single
These tweeters have insight into your single life that you may not have realized. Are you lonely?

7. Epic tweeting. According to OkCupid, "People who use Twitter every day tend to have briefer relationships." Automate those tweets.

8. Putting your entire life online. "Yes, back to single because he read my tweets." Some things are better left unsaid.

9. Not online enough. "My mom just asked me if I was single because my Facebook status says "in a relationship" still." Keep your status current.

10. You are a wounded puppy. "I'm single because I can't take being lied to, cheated on or getting another broken heart." Take a bubble bath. Feeling lonely?

11. Poor hygiene. "I am single because I smell like asparagus." Now that is a frightening thought.

12. Serious sadist. "Single because we're too dominant and intimidating. Duh. But dominant and intimidating sounds so hot though." Keep the whips and chains to yourself Rhianna.

13. We're going to die alone. "I'm single because I was born that way." What about the in-between years?

14. Couch potato. "I'm too lazy to find a guy." Get out there girl! Keep reading ...

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