'The Lizard' & 4 More Terrible Kinds Of Kisses

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'The Lizard' & 4 More Terrible Kinds Of Kisses [EXPERT]
From tightly pursed lips to doggy-style slobber, here are 5 ways to ruin a hot makeout session.

4. The Black Hole Kiss. I almost didn't make it out of this one alive! When he came in to make his move, his mouth was opened as much as someone experimenting with a wind tunnel. He not only engulfed my lips and my chin, but his lips almost covered my entire nose. I was literally gasping for air, it was so horrible. I thought that no kiss could ever be as bad as this one.

5. No-Heart Kiss. This is a tricky one here because the No-Heart kisser has all the right moves, so it can be very deceiving. His techniques are so good that you might think there is something there, like an almost-chemistry. His lips feel great on yours yet there is just something missing. This is the guy who has read every article on the Art of Kissing website and countless other books on kissing. His lips have a message for you: there is no real feeling, connection or no heart whatsoever. Want to learn how to really connect with men?

 

A friend of mine also went out with the bologna sandwich guy and she thought he was a great kisser. However, we just didn't connect. You may have some bad kissing experiences like these but don't let them scar you for life; your lips and your hearts just didn't jive. The Evolution Of Kissing

There are plenty of good men out there; there are men out there who want to kiss you like no one has ever kissed you before. There are men out there who want to rock your socks off and love you for being you. There are men out there who want your decorative plates to rumble off the wall when you think about kissing him again on the second date. The Science Of Smooching: Men View Kissing As A Means To An End

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