How to Roll Your Guys Eyes Back in His Eye Sockets, Every Time.


How to Roll Your Guys Eyes Back in His Eye Sockets, Every Time.
A departure from the usual, this is Racy, Naughty, and very, very X-Rated!

As you gaze lovingly into his eyes begin to caress his thighs starting outside, and gently going inside. Caress with long, slow strokes up and down staying away from his crotch area, for now. As your hands caress closer and closer to his crotch, smile as you tease him by pulling your hands away just a mere inch from where he desperately wants you to go. Also remember to caress down the backs of the legs and tickle the backs of his knees. This is an erogenous zone and he’ll either love it, or not. Remember to keep eye contact at all times, except for the occasional, momentary look at his crotch while licking your chops, smiling, and keeping the smile as you gaze back up at him. Remember to TALK DIRTY to him when your mouth is not otherwise engaged. Tell him what you’re preparing to do. This will drive him insane!

Slowly begin to remove his shirt from his pants, unless of course it’s already out! Gently kiss his belly with long, slow swirls of your tongue as you continue to caress his legs, thighs, and now moving to his butt. Straighten up a bit and grab his ass with both hands while looking into his eyes and thrust his torso into your chest, once. Smile, wink, and then bring his zipper down with your teeth.


Yes, with your teeth! If that’s a problem you can cheat a bit with a few fingers, but it’s way more erotic just using your delicious mouth to accomplish this task.
If at any point he speaks, remind him that for now, it is only you who are allowed to speak and that you are in complete control, in fact HE is YOUR Bitch!
Now that you’ve professionally un-zippered him (assuming he has a zipper) remove his belt with your hands, slowly, painfully slowly, smiling wickedly the entire time. Remember the eye contact!!! Open his pants now and allow them to drop to the floor, keeping his underwear intact. If your guy goes “commando” you’re on your own here, improvise!

Stare directly at his (hopefully erect) cock intently and utter “What do we have here? Do you have a present for me? I didn’t know it was my birthday? Maybe I’ll see what’s inside?”
At this point continue caressing his butt and gently kiss his cock through the underwear. Little baby kisses will drive him crazy as you begin to press just a bit harder with your lips with each passing moment.

This is where it gets interesting, and very, very dirty! Stop what you are doing and look up at him and ask “does that feel good baby? Do you want more? You have to ask me, no, you have to BEG me for more and if you do it convincingly I may oblige!” Wait for his response and continue to kiss and caress while allowing your mouth to speak progressively filthier. Say things like “I know you can’t wait to feel your cock pulsing deep in my throat and I know you can’t wait to explode your juices while looking into my eyes!” Then rub the top of your hair back and forth across his cock in a figure eight motion and then go back to kissing his cock through his undies.

Stand up suddenly and pin him to the wall with both hands. Say “you are my Bitch!” and kiss him passionately on his mouth for about 10 seconds. Smile, wink, and drop slowly to your knees yet again and say “are you ready for more?”

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David "Spike" Osterczy


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