Men’s Dirty Little Secrets – Part 2

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Men’s Dirty Little Secrets – Part 2
Your guy's not as much an open book as you think. Here are a few more things he's kept from you.

Even as I write these words, I know you may find this next revelation most distasteful of all.  Nonetheless, I am bound by my desire to reveal even the most disconcerting truths about the men in your life.  So here goes:  One of our dirtiest, dirty little secrets is that if your mother is attractive, chances are your man has fantasized at least once about having sex with her.  I can almost hear a collective “Eewww” escape your disgusted lips.  But alas, it’s true.  Despite what you’re comfortable believing, your mother is a woman, and as such qualifies for the same treatment we give all other women.  I mean, come on, she’s not our mother.  She’s yours.  And maybe she even looks like a hot, older version of you.  And you know how much we like having sex with you!  So it only stands to reason…In any case, unseemly as it may be for us to fantasize about the woman whose womb you once called home, be comforted by the fact that we are not likely to act on our prurient flights of fancy.  But if you invite your mother to come visit you and your significant other for any length of time, you might want to suggest she dress modestly and bring a long, terrycloth bathrobe.  No use tempting fate.

So there it is, still more revelations from the seamy underbelly of the male mind.  I hope our little journey allowed you to gain some insight without grossing you out too much (a little grossing out builds character).  Perhaps at some future time, I can be convinced to revisit this subject and ‘spill the beans’ some more.  I mean, there’s so much more to reveal.  Maybe I should write a book about how men think.  Hmmm….

© 2008 David M. Matthews.  All Rights Reserved.

Besides being a relationship coach and author of the controversial book, "Every Man Sees You Naked: An Insider's Guide to How Men Think," David M. Matthews is an Emmy-winning TV Writer/Producer who's worked on some of television's best shows.

For more information on David or to get a copy of his free report on "The Three Things Men Are REALLY Looking For In A Relationship," go to www.EveryManSeesYouNaked.com.

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Besides being a relationship coach and author of the controversial book, "Every Man Sees You Naked: An Insider’s Guide to How Men Think," David M. Matthews is an Emmy-winning TV Writer/Producer who’s worked on some of television’s favorite shows.

For more information on David or to get a copy of his free report on "The 3 Things Men Are REALLY Looking For In A Relationship," go to www.EveryManSeesYouNaked.com.

Location: Porter Ranch, CA
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Specialties: Communication Problems, Couples/Marital Issues, Dating/Being Single Support
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